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Today I read, "Today, I started yelling at my cat in spanish, and then I felt silly because cats can't understand spanish. Then I realized cats can't understand English either... MLIA." Actually, my cat understand English and what little French I know well enough to speak to him. Cats, like other animals, can learn basic commands. While we don't know just how much they truly comprehend ponder this: a few days ago, I was on the phone and said something along the lines of, "going to make an sandwich and then feed Cad." The next thing I knew, good ole' Cad, my thirteen-year-old cat was dragging a loaf of bread into the living room." MCLIA (My Cat's Life is Average)
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[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Aquamarine Doe
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
tl;dr
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
THIS IS ABOUT YOUR CAT AND I GIVE NO SHITS
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 3Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Gay guys generally don't care about pussy.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Zackly.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Well, now that I don't have a good comment to continue this conversation, I will start a new one. How are you?
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm wonderful. Except that I'm staying up past my bedtime to watch Ellen videos. How do you do?
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
That sounds exciting. I'm staying up not too late (yet) talking to Matt since now he's not here and I'm way too f*cking booooooooooreeeeeed.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
You should watch A Serbian Film. lolol
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
But really no don't.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
If my laptop was working, I'd download it and watch it.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
No. Don't.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Your laptop is protecting you.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
I want to watch it though. I wanna see why everyone whines about it so much. The synopsis on IMDB wasn't enough.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
It's well crafted and stuf. It's just so rapey and skullf ucky and a birth followed by infant rapy and drugged son rapy and bestiality-y and yucky.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
I know what happened but reading and seeing are totally different.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I geddit. He's hung like a moose. You care.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Big pen!ses scare me.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
>B|
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
hahaha what?
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Where do I find myself at 3:17 in the morning but MLIA. Fantastic.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm watching Ellen videos on youtube.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm staying up, puking my guts out because of some bad fish I ate.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
That sucks. Unrelated. I made my pregnant friend a cake and it was a dino and his name was Timm and we didn't have candy to decorate Timm with so we made different colored pancakes and cut out shapes from those. You care.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
The thought of mixing food coloring into pancake batter is making me think of hurling....
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
No don't.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I haven't puked in more than three years.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Neither had I. It sucks every bit as much as you remember.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
My last time wasn't so bad. I'd describe it, but I don't want to upset your tummy. :[
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Thanks. Not that it's not already upset, but I wouldn't want to overdo it.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
I wish I kew someone who talks like Mr. Mackey. It would be magical.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm not terrible at it. If he's te one who constantly says "mkay."
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Yeah he is. I had a teacher who said "um" just about as often as Mackey says "mkay" but it's just not the same.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
My new calc teacher does the same, but instead he asks "Okay? Alright?" and it annoys the shit outta me.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
My friend and I went through a phase that we counted how many times our teacher said "um." I don't remember the number but it was annoyingly high and we had to stop when he figured out that we were counting.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Well that's no fun.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Holy f*cknuggets I haven't been here in a while.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I miss being able to swear...
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
You've been here since after the ban.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
F*cknuggets made me think of chicken nuggets which made me think of my vegetarian nuggets which reminded me of the vegetarian wings and now I'm hungry. dammit
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Oh Christ.... don't make me think about any kind of nugget >__<
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
omnom vegetarian wing
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
*whines at empty wallet* y u no filled with monies
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
It's 1 am and I want chipotle.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME HUNGRIER!
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
raw eggs and shrimp veins and sheep eyeballs and pig balls and dders
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
That is disgusting and not something I would want in my belly.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
But I still want yummy food in my belly.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Because food is amazing.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
But I am poor and it's 1am so I'm too scared to go get food alone even if I had money.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
.... I hate you
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Aww poor tommie.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Yes. Poor me.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
What food poisoned you this time.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Fish. And I'm never eating it again.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
omnomnom fish
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm going to sleep like I have a shred of responsibility now. Bye.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Kbai.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Well aren't you bunches of fun. <3
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I need to find a lawyer. *looks around for Pizzathehut*
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
He'd show up drunk though.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Would be entertaining though.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Wouldn't help you much though. *watches all your comments get gooded* You has a stalker.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I noticed. o.o
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 2Bad: 23 months, 3 weeks ago
And I'm getting bads. *rolls around in bads*
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Bipolar goods and bads.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I gooded that last one because the *rolls around in bads* made me chuckle.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Made you laugh cause I'd sadly actually do it.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Just want to go on the record as saying it's not me
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Tommie is too busy puking to take the time.
 
[ - ]  alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I am bored and wondering why op thinks anyone would care about there cat.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Because cat is code for vagiina.
 
[ - ]  alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
*Their cat
 
[ - ]  alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
But if cat is code for vagiina then this post is really strange. Who says they are going to make a sandwich before feeding their vagiina?! OP is decidedly messed up
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Sandwich is code for peniis. $5 footlong. Cheap male prostitute with a huge dick.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
...I want subway
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
omgmetoo
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
You two are such stoners.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I'll just hide the pipe now...
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Now I want subway and weed.
 
[ - ]  alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I have never had subway
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCCK? ARE YOU FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY THAT JUST DOESN'T HAVE IT OR ARE YOU A RIDICULOUS PERSON THAT HAS YET TO BE INTRODUCED TO GOOD FOOD?
 
[ - ]  alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I am from Australia and I don't live anywhere near a subway. I think the closest one is 3 hours away or something.
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I don't see how living in Australia is relevant.. We have Subway here. >.<
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
 
[ - ]  alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Yeah but I live in the middle of no where
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Have. Subway. Soon.
 
[ - ]  alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I promise.
 
[ - ]  mcfreakiGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
subway is pretty cool- I'd suggest putting jalapeno in everything. Jalapeno makes everything better.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
o
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Wow, that's a nice novel you have there. May I shove I up your ass, please?
 
[ - ]  alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Your sarcastic and insulting comments always make me laugh.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I gotta say, I considered writing a sarcastic and insulting response to this, but I can't be mean to a complimenter-person.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
I would like a new post, please.
 
[ - ]  hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Cats are smart. Mine can open the bag of cat food if I tell him too.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
I don't care about your cat.
 
[ - ]  abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Cats should be required to wear big stripy hats.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Bueller..... Buelller.... Bueller?
 

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