MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] AwesomeTrollGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Exhilarating.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 8Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Today, I went under the dock, and there I saw a rock. But it wasn't just a rock. It was a rock lobster. MLIA

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

*hums to 'Rock Lobster' by the B52's

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

I can't think of anything to say, so look at this pretty bird. :3 http://tinyurl.com/67vqhnp

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Friends?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

No, it's a bird.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Mine looks like http://bit.ly/r5onxQ. .-.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Is that your actual bird? Because that's awesome. I don't have a bird.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

That's a Google image. He's like that, only fatter and with a mutated toe.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

This would be mine. http://imgur.com/OhANH

[ - ] prophetGood: 2Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

And I'm not just commenting. I'm making a reference to those stupid Dairy Queen commercials.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

*noms apple because I don't want to see my creeper doctor*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

F is for fire that burns down the whole town. :D

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

...wait

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

U is for uranium bombs, N is for No survivors, down here in the deep blue sea. There.

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Squidward Tentacles sucked eggs in high school.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

F is for frolicking through all the flowers. :D

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

U is for Ukulele.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

N is for nose-picking, chewing gum, and sandlicking down here in the deep blue sea.

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

...o. ._.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

I think I got it wrong, too.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

sharing gum, and sunlicking here with my best buddy.* There, now it makes sense again.

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

N is for nose pickin', sharin' all the fun! Hangin; here with mah best buddy.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

U is for uranium bombs!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

<3

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 2Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Today was "Dress Through the Decades" at school, and I dressed all 80s-glam-punk, and that one girl in my English class who I hate kept on shooting terrified glances at me. I should dress like this every day.

[ - ] ILikeMangosGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

The girls in my English class think they're so smart "correcting" the teacher's grammar. D:

[ - ] ILikeMangosGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm sorry. I was being a whore and took this and made it about me. What was the other girl dressed as?

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

She didn't dress up. She's lame like that.

[ - ] ILikeMangosGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Boo.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Ummm, someone on Facebook is complaining about insomnia, and it's only 10:30. wtf...

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Facebook is a fine example of human intelligence.

[ - ] FacebookGood: 3Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

I like to think so.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

I mean, nowadays, I'm also pissed when I'm not asleep now, even thiughit's early, but seriously. Not insomnia. <--- GAWD THIS REPLY WAS SO CONFUSING TO PUT INTO WORDS.

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

lol l0ser

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

mliap got spammed O_O

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 4Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

It concerns me that you keep checking back.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

I didn't close any tabs when I left my comp. I refreshed it for the hell of it when I came back and there they were.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

I should not have even told anyone about that site.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

yupp

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Haha.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

I want to live downtown.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Hey, people on the internet? I have a pointy stomach ache. Do you think I'm dying?

[ - ] Pam_Good: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago

It's your inner lesbian clawing her way out. She seems like a biker chick. Or maybe a chola.

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh the other day my stomach felt all stabby and my mom said it was probably acid problems and I was like "noooooo I don't have acid problems; acid problems are for fat guys and old people who worry too much."

[ - ] prophetGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Yes. Begin writing your will immediately.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Psh, I wrote my will years ago.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOfmqCuEtR4 <3

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

This is for typer.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh. D: I am too lazy to go to YouTube links on here. Is it the F U N song?

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

No. It's a peanut butter song.

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

New post.

[ - ] imnotcreativeritenowGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

heehee i dribble a basket ball and unicycle i play piano know of some one can unicycle and play piano at the same time they are beast

[ - ] smileysgoboingGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

For some reason I thought it said unicorn bicycle.

[ - ] jessicapaszakGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

his name is zach... i went to 8th grade with him... he used to ride his unicycle everywhere, including school. everyday, he would come to school doing something different on the unicycle. i think the most impressive was when he passed me on the sidewalk... doing his homework... on his unicycle

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