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Last year, after exams, I had finished early. I whispered my best guy friend, who happened to be wearing a watch, what time it was. No, he did not tell me what time it is. He stood up, in the middle of a silent classroom, started dancing around and singing "What Time is It?" from Highschool Musical 2. And this is what reminded me of why we are best friends. HLIA

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[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Why does his gender matter in this instance?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

You need to work on your story-telling. You first made it sound like you were telling him what time it was. And High School Musical is a poor excuse of a series.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

While he's showering, you should "ambush him without saying a word, get on your knees and take him in your mouth." That's what Cosmopolitan Magazine told me to do with all boys.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh, never mind. He's probably gay.

[ - ] Pam_Good: 3Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Your friend sounds like a delightful pile of fa g. Point him in my direction, child.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Because you don't think a gay guy will ever rape you? That's thinking ahead.

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago

Why did you have to mention that he was a guy? To make you seem cool?

[ - ] pizzathehutGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

It's supposed to say "gay friend".

[ - ] Pam_Good: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

OP didn't want to be too redundant and mention gay and then High School Musical.

[ - ] pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

That's bullshit considering all the misuse of "then proceeded".

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

...Shouldn't there be a clock in the classroom?

[ - ] pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

Teacher's got a really big clock. The ladies love his big clock.

[ - ] DBPBvisitorGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

So, there's this thing called grammar, you may want to use it properly...

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