MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

hhhhhhhhhha.

[ - ] drum2010Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

awwww i have 9.94 one minute i will find the lost penny!!!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Cool trolling.

[ - ] _YouGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Right.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 28Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

My gold account just expired like, last week. DAMMIT.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 14Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Damn. I only have the platinum account.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

I melted down my platinum records to make it, too.

[ - ] cheezersGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

i spent all my money on harry potter stuff and a dinosaur coloring book and a box of crayons

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[ - ] xHusky_FootballxGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

What in the actual f*ck? F*ck that I'm spending my money on hookers.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

did you actually think

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Lol

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

lol

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

\o/

[ - ] xHusky_FootballxGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

No, but I'm going to spam the shit outta that email account.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

It probably does not exist.

[ - ] xHusky_FootballxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Don't know until you try :D

[ - ] Penguin_Wobble_is_foreveraloneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

actually, it does.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 30Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

HOLY PLOT TWIST, BATMAN.

[ - ] xHusky_FootballxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

It does exist just sent it an email.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Well darn, guess I'll have to repurpose my Xbox Live account money.

[ - ] Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 13Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

But silver is prettier than gold!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I have to admit this is actually pretty funny though.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I want to know who wrote it.

[ - ] The_Blue_GirlGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago

Sounds legit.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

<3

[ - ] Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I emailed it, the message was sent.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 20Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I just applied for a $5500 loan for school for this year. MLIBroke.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

This is fantastic.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Remember when Mek did this for April Fool's last year and this year for April Fool's he took away our ability to swear in the comments. lol what a trickster.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I don't know. I find it funny.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Remember all the people freaking out last year over it because they thought it meant they had to get actual lives?

[ - ] zanrex07Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago

I think it's great that they don't let you cuss on here.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Kill yourself, fuuck face.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

How did they get my email. D:

[ - ] mehwhocaresGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Epic troll is epic

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Is it me?

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 28Bad: 401 year, 8 months ago

I'll take twelve.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 11Bad: 281 year, 8 months ago

Why the hate for LP?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 15Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

Yay I love badders. :D

[ - ] Landon_DonovanGood: 2Bad: 171 year, 8 months ago

God just hates faags.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I feel bad for anyone that falls for this... Mek, you should probably instate some moderators. Kudos to a funny story, but the credit card thing goes too far.

[ - ] Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Didn't someone bring that up on the blog once before?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Last year for April Fools Mek said that MLIA was going Gold.

[ - ] Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I meant the mods thing.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Think someone did, but it was shot down quickly.

[ - ] Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Why? It's a pretty good idea. Then Mek could also take away the censor and mods could just check on the obvious flaming and stuff.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I have no problem with it, and back in the day people would have volunteered. But since people are hardly on anymore I can't see anyone taking the time to.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

some people are always here though those losers

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Less than 10% of the site's demographic has a credit card number to give, the way I see it.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Way I see it, if they fall for it they deserve it.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I dunno, falling for a dumb story doesn't seem like it'd be worth hundreds of dollars or more.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

deserving of* not worth.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

This isn't a joke.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

Then you better log off now, Mek will bill you for a months subscription.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 20Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

This was the most average story I've seen in a while. Thank goodness I have a gold account. I feel bad for whoever can't read this story.

[ - ] TMNT93Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

people dont rly use the phrase"rotfl" and i think its sad and shud b used more often therefore - ROTFL!!!

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

...waffle.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

'Kay.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 13Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

LOTRF. Lord Of The Rings, Forever.

[ - ] JKristineGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oh you guys. Crazies.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Ohey Jennaface.

[ - ] TMNT93Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

pancakes

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Lemon Pancakes?

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

This post is amazing. Excuse me while I make babies with it.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

LMFAOOOOO

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

WHOSE IS THIS, THIS IS AMAZING.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

LOL Summatfun sucks.

[ - ] Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Huh?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Omg this is hilarious though.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

LOL that's so old news.

[ - ] Landon_DonovanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Why?

[ - ] Landon_DonovanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

No response :/

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

GODDAMN SUMMATFUN. They can take our land. They can take our women. BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

They'll take it away and replace it with communism.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS, I SEE YOU, I FEEL YOU. AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU GO ONNNNNNN. FAR ACROSS THE DISTANCE AND SPACES BETWEEN US. YOU HAVE TO SHOW YOU GO ONNNNNN. NEAR, FAR, WHEREEEEEVVVVVVER YOU ARE. I BELIEVE THAT THE HEART DOES GO ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. ONCE MORE YOU OPEN THE DOOOOOR AND YOU'RE HEEEEERE IN MY HEART AND MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNNNNNN AND ONNNNNNNNN.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

YOU'RE HERE THERE'S NOTHING I FEAR AND I KNOW THAT MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNNN WE'LL STAY FOREVER THIS WAY YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART AND MY HEART WILL GO ON AND ONNN

[ - ] Landon_DonovanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I GOT TO BE A MACHO MACHO MAAAAN YEAAAAH

[ - ] chels2271Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago

so why did the mlia "staff" make a yahoo email...confused??

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

The MLIA staff is literally a wooden staff.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

They're tying to infiltrate the enemy.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

ur so dumb

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Heyyy sooo is anyone actually here or

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Wut

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I don't know, I'm bored. ._. Sorry.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

yes

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

So guess what I went shopping for a Homecoming dress today because argh social life BUT that doesn't matter what matters is guess what happened today Typer.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That's fun! I love dresses. What happened?

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

My friend was filming something or another and I was in it and I got to walk down the hallway with a camera following me. It was awesome.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That sounds amazing. c: Did you feel like a princess?

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Yes. A pretty pretty movie star princess.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Wuzzat.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

yo

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

...oh. okay. okay, guys. you are here then.

[ - ] The_Blue_GirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

TYPER!!!! I'm here!!! :D

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

AWESOME. <3

[ - ] The_Blue_GirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I know you are. :3

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*sends OP's mom's credit card info*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

My dad and his girlfriend are fighting again and this time she got in the car and left. >.>

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

D: What were they fighting about?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I dunno. I asked her after he came storming down the stairs and she just said "I'm human". But she just pulled back in the driveway so maybe it was just a cool down drive.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hmm, I only went to the bathroom twice today. Once at like 8:30, and just now.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That is superb, Jamsi.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I only say that, because 26 years ago, my dad drilled it into my head that I need to hold it as long as possible whike at Disney. And I'm at Disney again and still doing it.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

while*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Eww.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

You secretly wrote that in a journal all about me.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"Eww?" Yes, how'd you guess? <3

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I went five times.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Ha cha cha cha.

[ - ] The_Blue_GirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Homework homework homework why don't you ever end? :(

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I'm going to keep returning to this post to see how many people fall for it.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Fuuck.

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Die.

[ - ] Faster_Than_Light_SpaceshipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That's not very nice, Master Jedi.

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Eh, not feeling very nice.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

German 'the' indeed.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Am I the only one who remembers that April Fools where Mek advertised MLIA gold accounts and all the n00bs were concerned?

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Was it this past april?

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

If so I was in bootcamp.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I think maybe, just maybe, that is what this post is referring to. Just a hunch.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

are people pushing posts through again because this and then under "best this week" there's the "Today MLIA" and "PINEAPPLE" posts.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Omg...

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

The pineape one is mine. It's best this week? I'm so proud. :3

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Mek, if you see this and get mad, I'll talk to you, hear what I have to say. D:

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*pineapple

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

It's at the tippy top.

[ - ] iamtoastGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I sincerely hope nobody fell for this.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Nah. Odysseus is a smart guy.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

HAHAHA.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

lolit'sfunnybecauseI'vemadethatjokelikesixtimesandIclearlyhavecrappymaterial

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

So that made even less sense than I intended it to.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

As long as you make jokes around people who are idiots and haven't seen them before, it's fine. ._.

[ - ] apathetic_meGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Tag! Your it!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*teabags*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Whoops...read that wrong...sorry 'bout that.

[ - ] apathetic_meGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

...No problem...

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Of all posts, this one gets stuck.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Somebody pushed it through.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

People don't know how to create stories without deleting the queue.

[ - ] bandpeopleruleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Really now

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I'm waiting in anticipation for the rest of your sentence.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

your username gave me a heart attack

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

LOL wait I didn't even realize Summatfun fails this hard that they still don't know how to not break the queue. GTFO

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Poor Summatfun :(

[ - ] SummatfunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I know right. :(

[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 8 months ago

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[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago

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[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 8 months ago

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[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago

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[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago

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[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago

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[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago

"Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug" "Very excited about UAS. The delay has unfortunately been due to technical problems with the servers and will be fixed this Friday. 1 Aug"

[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 8 months ago

"Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul"

[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 8 months ago

"@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul" "@xokarmaxoful I looked all over the internet, couldn't find a site like this. So I made it instead. It should be up later today or tomorrow! 4 Jul"

[ - ] SUMMATFUN_Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I expected more from someone that got accepted to Harvard.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I have often dreamed of a far off place, where a great warm welcome will be waiting for me. Where the crowds will cheer, when they see my face. And a voice keeps saying, this is where I'm meant to be. I will find my way, I can go the distance, I'll be there some day, if I can be strong. I know every mile, will be worth my while, I will go most anywhere to feel like I belong.

[ - ] SummatfunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Why are you yelling at me?

[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 8 months ago

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[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 8 months ago

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[ - ] MADmadoucGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

I sincerely hope this person realizes that this is absolutely ridiculous and no one believes it.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

GTFO

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

You, sir and/or madam, are a liar and fool. Next you're going to tell me that it was not the deposed prince of Nigeria that I wired my life savings to. And even so, I'm positive that the Portuguese and Latvian lotteries I won will more than make up for my losses.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

....People still come on this website?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

MIHIKA. SING ME A SONG <3

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

O.O...I'm procrastinating doing homework....

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

SOML

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

OMGMU

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hai

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oh hai.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oh hey.

[ - ] allergicmuffinGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 8 months ago

You can tell this is fake because they used a Yahoo! account.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Other than that it was a completely legitimate post.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

My sister and mom both use Yahoo! accounts.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

No, they're obviously infiltrating the enemy.

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Okay, this fracking post can GO THE FVCK AWAY.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

It actually cannot physically do that.

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I don't care Kell, I'm just very pissed off. But how are you?

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

who are you though

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

T_T.

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

And Zombie.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

ohheyy

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Heyyyy, how are you?

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

sleeping

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Nice,

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

GO ON.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

omfg fml

[ - ] Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

wut is this i don't even

[ - ] Babs101Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

THe fact that it said yahoo made me realise it was a joke ;)

[ - ] Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Wow! What an original idea.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Goodness gracious, how many times to I I've today this. We're infiltrating the enemay

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Right, it's not the fact that they're asking for credit card numbers, particularly from an audience that seems to be mostly between 12-18 years of age.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

This is shit, I had retrained my body to go to bed at ten, and it's been amazing, and I've been all alerty in the day, and now tonight, it's all fuucked up. Is anyone here?

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hai.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

HEY. Hey, T_T. *pokes*

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*pokes back* Hey <3

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*pokes back back* <3 Hi there! Greetings.

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*pokes forward* <3 I'm gonna head to bed. Goodnight!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Bye! .3

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hello commenters. (;

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

HEYYYYY. CAAAAYLA

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hiya

[ - ] Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I remember in the old days we could get like 500 comments in an hour.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hah, it was one a minute when it was at its best. So 500 in 50 minutes, even. -_-

[ - ] TheDFRAGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

500 in 50 minutes would be 10 per minute

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

FUUCKING DISTRACTED DAVID.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

We should see how many comments we can get on this before the next one comes.

[ - ] yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

You should see how many people I can get into your mom before she comes.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I've already tried that. It's like trying to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Too many to count.

[ - ] yoursubmissionislameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

What?! Unbelievable!

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

What the shitdick son of a b itch? This is still here?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Someone broke the queue with it because they thought it was too good to take a chance with the regular voting.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

You don even have to break the queue to submit stories. People are tards.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Fan! <3

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

<3

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Everyone, it's true. Expect to have to start paying for MLIA as of September the 31st.

[ - ] yoursubmissionislameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Dammit! I'm quitting that day! I'll show Mek.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Charging for access to your website is a terrible idea unless you're porn.

[ - ] yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*even if

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

But people will still pay for porn. Anyone else loses all their visitors.

[ - ] yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

But, I like free porn.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Everyone does but some people just need more.

[ - ] yoursubmissionislameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Who cares what other people need ... free porn.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Or Webkinz.

[ - ] yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

New post, c0ckbites.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

ZING

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

BaZINGa.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oh shit. Someone alluded to me. Bow down, whores.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

<3

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Lady Gsga<3 STFU I love her.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*sobs* can't sleep can't sleep can't sleep

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Sometimes that happens to me, so I watch youtube.com/dailygrace for hours and it's all g.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

yay *clings to*

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Go watch dailygrace. Someone has to know what I'm talking about.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

ughhh tomorrow

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

But TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPERRRRRRR!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

But FaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaanzelliono

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Neither can I.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

kbye whores.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

D: :( bye

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*isn't a whore; disregards*

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Don't you dare die on me.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

should I die of to the side or what

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I prefer under me.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

obby

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Save Yourself - Centrevol

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

degrassi

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

guyz

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I've heard that you settled that you found a man and you're married now.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

It's true, his name is You're Gonna Go Far, Kid. *_*

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

O_O that is a fuucking awesome song.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Isiushskshdiabshdlamshsjs IKR. I AM MARRIED TO IT. BECAUSE IT IS FUUCKING AWESOME.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

xD That song and Hammerhead are just... sex.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I always loved The Kids Aren't Alright and Smash.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

The Kids is... okaaaay. Not as good as You're Gonna Go Far Kid.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Yessshhh. You're Gonna Go Far, Kid is what got me into them in the first place. xD

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Sorry I'm super duper mega sleepy. Yes. Sex.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Indeed. Quite. *sips tea*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Yes. *throws crumpet at* Yeah.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

idek what you're referencing

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

The Offspring.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

adele

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

thx

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Trying to read people I care about's updates is a pain in the ass on this Facebook design.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

But timeline is pretty cool.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Kirah <e

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

WAIT. I talked to you like a year and a bunch ago before anyone realized how to not be retarded! I remember!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I talked to her a year and a bunch ago and she was my stalkerrrrr with so many rs ohmygod.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

wut

[ - ] Song_LyricsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Who wants to come with me and hide in the sky?

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

System Of a Down<3

[ - ] HumblyegotisticalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

No one is going to send an e-mail to pay because it's yahoo. Try google it's better

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

They're infiltrating the enemy, you fuucktard.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Moron.

[ - ] Song_LyricsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I am not a whore.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

But you like to do it?

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Degrassi and diet Pepsi. MLIWhiteTrash

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

nan up and have normal pepsi like wtf

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I kinda can't stand sugar.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

but it's the same

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Then what's the point?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I don't know. D:

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Guuuuuuuuuuuys I can't find Pianooooooooooo. I quit MLIA but I wanna make sure she isn't here.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

You again.

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Yes again.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Well, this sucks.

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Maybe YOU suck!

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oh, yeah baby. ;)

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oh god. Okay Natalie is probably gonna hate me for this, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!! They are soooooo cute together.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Poor guy. :c

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That's not very nice. '-'

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Well, I'm not very nice.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

who the fuuck even

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

She told me she hasn't been on in awhile and her phone and her facebook are down right now, so I'm seeing if I can contact her through here.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I mean you

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I'm Autumn. I'm Natalie's friend. errrr piano. whatever you know her as.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

No real people allowed here omg >:|

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Whyzees?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Jenna brought a friend once and she was not nice omg

[ - ] Song_LyricsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Banana terracotta pie.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Beat the meat.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Awesome song titles. Go.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Nothing Can Keep Us Down (Except Gravity)

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

-Skybox

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Fuccked With a Knife.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Addicted to Vag!nal Skin.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hammer Smashed Face.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Stripped, Raped, and Strangled.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

all by Cannibal Corpse.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

You sound a little... angry.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Sorry. Been a rough week. I'll calm down and post serious answer now.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*answers

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you?

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Love, hate, sex, pain.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

GODSMACK.

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

You may hate me, but our music is equal.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"A Beautiful Lie" - 30 Seconds To Mars

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Your music is orgasmic. js.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

tnx

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

FUUCK. *thnx

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"Set Me Free" - Go Jimmy Go

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Feel Good Drag.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Anberlin? I love this song.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Eeeeyup.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Disenchanted is an awesome sogn title. :D

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Ding Dong the OP's Dead.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"Sparks" - The Who

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"Born To Be Skin" - Skarface

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of a War Drum

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

- A Perfect Circle

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"Desert Search For Techno Allah" - Mr. Bungle

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

White Nights.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"Can't Stop" - Red Hot Chili Peppers. omg.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"Crown Of Age" - The Ettes

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"I Gotta Pee" - NOFX

[ - ] BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Slow Motion Car Crash. TEH DRUMS

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Hot Dog In a Hallway, See Her Pee, Hobophobic (Scared of Bums), My Vag!na, Please Stop Fucckin My Mom, Timmy the Turtle. All by NOFX

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

"Love Will Keep Us Alive" - Scorpions

[ - ] Song_LyricsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I am in love with your music tastes. <3

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I love my musical tastes too. :D

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Suck a Cheetah's D*ck. Go look it up.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Wesley Willis is a pretty cool dude.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Indeed he is.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I am going to be a helluva wreck tomorrow.

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

WHAT THE FUUCK, AUTUMN.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Omg<3

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I haven't seen you in Like Months, I swear.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Even if you and "Autumn" are the same person

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

We're not. She's my spazzy little friend. Good to see you too! ^^

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Yayyyyy. How've you been?

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Well, I've been. /: Mom canceled my Facebook (my real one, anyway) And lately, things have just been going kinda slow. Re-watching seasons 1-6 of The Office. The US version.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Ooh, I've been eat big season seven wiu my family. They insist that we all watch it together. >_> wtf. So, wow. I didn't know you broke your leg. Physical therapy. That must be tough. D:

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

It hurts really bad to start bending my knee after having a full leg cast for a month. My knee was stick straight and it buckled under me so much when I got the cast off. O.O But yeah doin' better. Lololo @ QUALITY WITH FAMILY.:D

[ - ] ACertainAutumnWrightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oh. Shit.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

What happened to you!? D:

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Long story. Broke my leg, went through physical therapy, and as Autumn DISCRETELY pointed out, I met someone. Nice to see you guys!

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Your leg was legit broke? Did they catch the guy?

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

You didn't believe me?? UGH. And yeah it did, and we didn't charge.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Shit what? Did JT just die? D:

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Can't talk. 30 Seconds to Mars.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oh, no. He's fine.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

He cries like a stupid little b itch.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

It's so frustrating when I'm playing Angry Birds and I hit the real refresh button and not the game refresh button by mistake so then it has to load all over again.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I love the :D and D: faces on here. The D's are so wide and they look so urgent.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I KNOW RIGHT. :D:

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

D:D

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

So peniis heads are exceptionally huge as well. 8=======D

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Bye guys. I'll be back in a little bit. Promise.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

bye imma stop with the song titles now i think i took that too seriously ._.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Byee

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Byeeeeeeee Fan!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Kill me if I come back tonight. I have to get up in four hours.

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

:c

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

My head hurts really bad and I'm tired. Leaving now. bye

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

lolnotreally I can't sleep.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I'll prolly end up going to Kongregate.

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago

You know no one cares, right?

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

That's why I'm talking to myself. No one's here, anyway.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

typer go the fuuck to bed

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

NODON'TDOIT D:

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

I'm going to vote yes on things.

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

already done.

[ - ] BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

*Already

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Tried to submit a story twice and it didn't work either time. Sweet.

[ - ] yoursubmissionislameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Worked for me. Maybe you just fail.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Oi b!tches.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

New post JD.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Nice.

[ - ] Penguin_Wobble_is_foreveraloneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Woah cool.

[ - ] emtayemmiaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Wut

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

HAHAHAHA it's been edited

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Seems legit.

[ - ] ivorybrunette_0oGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Wow, the edit is new.

[ - ] JavajunkiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

how much for a super platinum account?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

>9000 dollars

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