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#3221054 Comments: 397 Votes: average 629meh 1420Share 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 9Bad: 03 years ago
hhhhhhhhhha.
 
[ - ]  drum2010Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
awwww i have 9.94 one minute i will find the lost penny!!!
 
Cool trolling.
 
[ - ]  _YouGood: 3Bad: 13 years ago
Right.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 28Bad: 23 years ago
My gold account just expired like, last week. DAMMIT.
 
Damn. I only have the platinum account.
 
I melted down my platinum records to make it, too.
 
[ - ]  cheezersGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
i spent all my money on harry potter stuff and a dinosaur coloring book and a box of crayons
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
 
[ - ]  xHusky_FootballxGood: 7Bad: 13 years ago
What in the actual f*ck? F*ck that I'm spending my money on hookers.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 4Bad: 03 years ago
did you actually think
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Lol
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
lol
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 2Bad: 13 years ago
\o/
 
[ - ]  xHusky_FootballxGood: 6Bad: 03 years ago
No, but I'm going to spam the shit outta that email account.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
It probably does not exist.
 
[ - ]  xHusky_FootballxGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Don't know until you try :D
 
actually, it does.
 
[ - ]  themashedpotatomasterGood: 30Bad: 03 years ago
HOLY PLOT TWIST, BATMAN.
 
[ - ]  xHusky_FootballxGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
It does exist just sent it an email.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 4Bad: 03 years ago
Well darn, guess I'll have to repurpose my Xbox Live account money.
 
But silver is prettier than gold!
 
I have to admit this is actually pretty funny though.
 
I want to know who wrote it.
 
[ - ]  The_Blue_GirlGood: 6Bad: 33 years ago
Sounds legit.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago
<3
 
I emailed it, the message was sent.
 
I just applied for a $5500 loan for school for this year. MLIBroke.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 5Bad: 03 years ago
This is fantastic.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 6Bad: 03 years ago
Remember when Mek did this for April Fool's last year and this year for April Fool's he took away our ability to swear in the comments. lol what a trickster.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I don't know. I find it funny.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 5Bad: 03 years ago
Remember all the people freaking out last year over it because they thought it meant they had to get actual lives?
 
[ - ]  zanrex07Good: 1Bad: 33 years ago
I think it's great that they don't let you cuss on here.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 13 years ago
Kill yourself, fuuck face.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 5Bad: 03 years ago
How did they get my email. D:
 
[ - ]  mehwhocaresGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Epic troll is epic
 
Is it me?
 
[ - ]  LemonPancakeGood: 28Bad: 403 years ago
I'll take twelve.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 11Bad: 283 years ago
Why the hate for LP?
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 15Bad: 23 years ago
Yay I love badders. :D
 
[ - ]  Landon_DonovanGood: 2Bad: 173 years ago
God just hates faags.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 4Bad: 03 years ago
I feel bad for anyone that falls for this... Mek, you should probably instate some moderators. Kudos to a funny story, but the credit card thing goes too far.
 
Didn't someone bring that up on the blog once before?
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Last year for April Fools Mek said that MLIA was going Gold.
 
I meant the mods thing.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Think someone did, but it was shot down quickly.
 
Why? It's a pretty good idea. Then Mek could also take away the censor and mods could just check on the obvious flaming and stuff.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I have no problem with it, and back in the day people would have volunteered. But since people are hardly on anymore I can't see anyone taking the time to.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
some people are always here though those losers
 
Less than 10% of the site's demographic has a credit card number to give, the way I see it.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 3Bad: 03 years ago
Way I see it, if they fall for it they deserve it.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
I dunno, falling for a dumb story doesn't seem like it'd be worth hundreds of dollars or more.
 
[ - ]  NonagonGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
deserving of* not worth.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
This isn't a joke.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
Then you better log off now, Mek will bill you for a months subscription.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 20Bad: 03 years ago
This was the most average story I've seen in a while. Thank goodness I have a gold account. I feel bad for whoever can't read this story.
 
[ - ]  TMNT93Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
people dont rly use the phrase"rotfl" and i think its sad and shud b used more often therefore - ROTFL!!!
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 5Bad: 03 years ago
...waffle.
 
'Kay.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 13Bad: 13 years ago
LOTRF. Lord Of The Rings, Forever.
 
[ - ]  JKristineGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Oh you guys. Crazies.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Ohey Jennaface.
 
[ - ]  TMNT93Good: 1Bad: 03 years ago
pancakes
 
Lemon Pancakes?
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 4Bad: 13 years ago
This post is amazing. Excuse me while I make babies with it.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
LMFAOOOOO
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
WHOSE IS THIS, THIS IS AMAZING.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 5Bad: 03 years ago
LOL Summatfun sucks.
 
Huh?
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Omg this is hilarious though.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 23 years ago
LOL that's so old news.
 
[ - ]  Landon_DonovanGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
Why?
 
[ - ]  Landon_DonovanGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
No response :/
 
GODDAMN SUMMATFUN. They can take our land. They can take our women. BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 13 years ago
They'll take it away and replace it with communism.
 
EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS, I SEE YOU, I FEEL YOU. AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU GO ONNNNNNN. FAR ACROSS THE DISTANCE AND SPACES BETWEEN US. YOU HAVE TO SHOW YOU GO ONNNNNN. NEAR, FAR, WHEREEEEEVVVVVVER YOU ARE. I BELIEVE THAT THE HEART DOES GO ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. ONCE MORE YOU OPEN THE DOOOOOR AND YOU'RE HEEEEERE IN MY HEART AND MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNNNNNN AND ONNNNNNNNN.
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 4Bad: 13 years ago
YOU'RE HERE THERE'S NOTHING I FEAR AND I KNOW THAT MY HEART WILL GO ONNNNNN WE'LL STAY FOREVER THIS WAY YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART AND MY HEART WILL GO ON AND ONNN
 
[ - ]  Landon_DonovanGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I GOT TO BE A MACHO MACHO MAAAAN YEAAAAH
 
[ - ]  chels2271Good: 1Bad: 33 years ago
so why did the mlia "staff" make a yahoo email...confused??
 
The MLIA staff is literally a wooden staff.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 4Bad: 13 years ago
They're tying to infiltrate the enemy.
 
ur so dumb
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Heyyy sooo is anyone actually here or
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Wut
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I don't know, I'm bored. ._. Sorry.
 
yes
 
So guess what I went shopping for a Homecoming dress today because argh social life BUT that doesn't matter what matters is guess what happened today Typer.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
That's fun! I love dresses. What happened?
 
My friend was filming something or another and I was in it and I got to walk down the hallway with a camera following me. It was awesome.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
That sounds amazing. c: Did you feel like a princess?
 
Yes. A pretty pretty movie star princess.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Wuzzat.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
yo
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
...oh. okay. okay, guys. you are here then.
 
[ - ]  The_Blue_GirlGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
TYPER!!!! I'm here!!! :D
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 years ago
AWESOME. <3
 
[ - ]  The_Blue_GirlGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I know you are. :3
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
*sends OP's mom's credit card info*
 
My dad and his girlfriend are fighting again and this time she got in the car and left. >.>
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
D: What were they fighting about?
 
I dunno. I asked her after he came storming down the stairs and she just said "I'm human". But she just pulled back in the driveway so maybe it was just a cool down drive.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Hmm, I only went to the bathroom twice today. Once at like 8:30, and just now.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
That is superb, Jamsi.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I only say that, because 26 years ago, my dad drilled it into my head that I need to hold it as long as possible whike at Disney. And I'm at Disney again and still doing it.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
while*
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Eww.
 
[ - ]  EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You secretly wrote that in a journal all about me.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
"Eww?" Yes, how'd you guess? <3
 
I went five times.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Ha cha cha cha.
 
[ - ]  The_Blue_GirlGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Homework homework homework why don't you ever end? :(
 
I'm going to keep returning to this post to see how many people fall for it.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Fuuck.
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Die.
 
That's not very nice, Master Jedi.
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Eh, not feeling very nice.
 
German 'the' indeed.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Am I the only one who remembers that April Fools where Mek advertised MLIA gold accounts and all the n00bs were concerned?
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Was it this past april?
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
If so I was in bootcamp.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I think maybe, just maybe, that is what this post is referring to. Just a hunch.
 
are people pushing posts through again because this and then under "best this week" there's the "Today MLIA" and "PINEAPPLE" posts.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Omg...
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 years ago
The pineape one is mine. It's best this week? I'm so proud. :3
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Mek, if you see this and get mad, I'll talk to you, hear what I have to say. D:
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
*pineapple
 
It's at the tippy top.
 
[ - ]  iamtoastGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I sincerely hope nobody fell for this.
 
Nah. Odysseus is a smart guy.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
HAHAHA.
 
lolit'sfunnybecauseI'vemadethatjokelikesixtimesandIclearlyhavecrappymaterial
 
So that made even less sense than I intended it to.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 years ago
As long as you make jokes around people who are idiots and haven't seen them before, it's fine. ._.
 
[ - ]  apathetic_meGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Tag! Your it!
 
*teabags*
 
Whoops...read that wrong...sorry 'bout that.
 
[ - ]  apathetic_meGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
...No problem...
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Of all posts, this one gets stuck.
 
Somebody pushed it through.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
People don't know how to create stories without deleting the queue.
 
[ - ]  bandpeopleruleGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Really now
 
I'm waiting in anticipation for the rest of your sentence.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
your username gave me a heart attack
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
LOL wait I didn't even realize Summatfun fails this hard that they still don't know how to not break the queue. GTFO
 
Poor Summatfun :(
 
[ - ]  SummatfunGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I know right. :(
 
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"Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul" "Hello #followers! UAS will be launching THIS SUNDAY. The site is being worked on as we speak, along with logos and a Twitter background. 20 Jul"
 
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[ - ]  SUMMATFUN_Good: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I expected more from someone that got accepted to Harvard.
 
I have often dreamed of a far off place, where a great warm welcome will be waiting for me. Where the crowds will cheer, when they see my face. And a voice keeps saying, this is where I'm meant to be. I will find my way, I can go the distance, I'll be there some day, if I can be strong. I know every mile, will be worth my while, I will go most anywhere to feel like I belong.
 
[ - ]  SummatfunGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Why are you yelling at me?
 
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[ - ]  MADmadoucGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
I sincerely hope this person realizes that this is absolutely ridiculous and no one believes it.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
GTFO
 
You, sir and/or madam, are a liar and fool. Next you're going to tell me that it was not the deposed prince of Nigeria that I wired my life savings to. And even so, I'm positive that the Portuguese and Latvian lotteries I won will more than make up for my losses.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
....People still come on this website?
 
MIHIKA. SING ME A SONG <3
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
O.O...I'm procrastinating doing homework....
 
SOML
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
OMGMU
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Hai
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Oh hai.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Oh hey.
 
[ - ]  allergicmuffinGood: 0Bad: 33 years ago
You can tell this is fake because they used a Yahoo! account.
 
Other than that it was a completely legitimate post.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
My sister and mom both use Yahoo! accounts.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 years ago
No, they're obviously infiltrating the enemy.
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Okay, this fracking post can GO THE FVCK AWAY.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
It actually cannot physically do that.
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I don't care Kell, I'm just very pissed off. But how are you?
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
who are you though
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
T_T.
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
And Zombie.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
ohheyy
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Heyyyy, how are you?
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
sleeping
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Nice,
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 2Bad: 03 years ago
GO ON.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
omfg fml
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
wut is this i don't even
 
[ - ]  Babs101Good: 0Bad: 13 years ago
THe fact that it said yahoo made me realise it was a joke ;)
 
[ - ]  Tazzy_is_SnazzyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Wow! What an original idea.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Goodness gracious, how many times to I I've today this. We're infiltrating the enemay
 
Right, it's not the fact that they're asking for credit card numbers, particularly from an audience that seems to be mostly between 12-18 years of age.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 2Bad: 03 years ago
This is shit, I had retrained my body to go to bed at ten, and it's been amazing, and I've been all alerty in the day, and now tonight, it's all fuucked up. Is anyone here?
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Hai.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 years ago
HEY. Hey, T_T. *pokes*
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
*pokes back* Hey <3
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
*pokes back back* <3 Hi there! Greetings.
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
*pokes forward* <3 I'm gonna head to bed. Goodnight!
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Bye! .3
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Hello commenters. (;
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
HEYYYYY. CAAAAYLA
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Hiya
 
[ - ]  Anakin_SkywalkerGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I remember in the old days we could get like 500 comments in an hour.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Hah, it was one a minute when it was at its best. So 500 in 50 minutes, even. -_-
 
[ - ]  TheDFRAGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
500 in 50 minutes would be 10 per minute
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
FUUCKING DISTRACTED DAVID.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
We should see how many comments we can get on this before the next one comes.
 
You should see how many people I can get into your mom before she comes.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I've already tried that. It's like trying to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Too many to count.
 
What?! Unbelievable!
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
What the shitdick son of a b itch? This is still here?
 
Someone broke the queue with it because they thought it was too good to take a chance with the regular voting.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 13 years ago
You don even have to break the queue to submit stories. People are tards.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Fan! <3
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
<3
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Everyone, it's true. Expect to have to start paying for MLIA as of September the 31st.
 
Dammit! I'm quitting that day! I'll show Mek.
 
Charging for access to your website is a terrible idea unless you're porn.
 
*even if
 
But people will still pay for porn. Anyone else loses all their visitors.
 
But, I like free porn.
 
Everyone does but some people just need more.
 
Who cares what other people need ... free porn.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Or Webkinz.
 
New post, c0ckbites.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
ZING
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 3Bad: 03 years ago
BaZINGa.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
Oh shit. Someone alluded to me. Bow down, whores.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
<3
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Lady Gsga<3 STFU I love her.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
*sobs* can't sleep can't sleep can't sleep
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Sometimes that happens to me, so I watch youtube.com/dailygrace for hours and it's all g.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
yay *clings to*
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Go watch dailygrace. Someone has to know what I'm talking about.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
ughhh tomorrow
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
But TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPERRRRRRR!
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
But FaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaanzelliono
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Neither can I.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
kbye whores.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
D: :( bye
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
*isn't a whore; disregards*
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Don't you dare die on me.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
should I die of to the side or what
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I prefer under me.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
obby
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Save Yourself - Centrevol
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
degrassi
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
guyz
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I've heard that you settled that you found a man and you're married now.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
It's true, his name is You're Gonna Go Far, Kid. *_*
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 13 years ago
O_O that is a fuucking awesome song.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Isiushskshdiabshdlamshsjs IKR. I AM MARRIED TO IT. BECAUSE IT IS FUUCKING AWESOME.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
xD That song and Hammerhead are just... sex.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I always loved The Kids Aren't Alright and Smash.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
The Kids is... okaaaay. Not as good as You're Gonna Go Far Kid.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Yessshhh. You're Gonna Go Far, Kid is what got me into them in the first place. xD
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Sorry I'm super duper mega sleepy. Yes. Sex.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Indeed. Quite. *sips tea*
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Yes. *throws crumpet at* Yeah.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
idek what you're referencing
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
The Offspring.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
adele
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
thx
 
Trying to read people I care about's updates is a pain in the ass on this Facebook design.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
But timeline is pretty cool.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Kirah <e
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
WAIT. I talked to you like a year and a bunch ago before anyone realized how to not be retarded! I remember!
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I talked to her a year and a bunch ago and she was my stalkerrrrr with so many rs ohmygod.
 
wut
 
[ - ]  Song_LyricsGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Who wants to come with me and hide in the sky?
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
System Of a Down<3
 
[ - ]  HumblyegotisticalGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
No one is going to send an e-mail to pay because it's yahoo. Try google it's better
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
They're infiltrating the enemy, you fuucktard.
 
Moron.
 
[ - ]  Song_LyricsGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I am not a whore.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
But you like to do it?
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Degrassi and diet Pepsi. MLIWhiteTrash
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
nan up and have normal pepsi like wtf
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I kinda can't stand sugar.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
but it's the same
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Then what's the point?
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I don't know. D:
 
Guuuuuuuuuuuys I can't find Pianooooooooooo. I quit MLIA but I wanna make sure she isn't here.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
You again.
 
Yes again.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Well, this sucks.
 
Maybe YOU suck!
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Oh, yeah baby. ;)
 
Oh god. Okay Natalie is probably gonna hate me for this, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!! They are soooooo cute together.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Poor guy. :c
 
That's not very nice. '-'
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Well, I'm not very nice.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
who the fuuck even
 
She told me she hasn't been on in awhile and her phone and her facebook are down right now, so I'm seeing if I can contact her through here.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I mean you
 
I'm Autumn. I'm Natalie's friend. errrr piano. whatever you know her as.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
No real people allowed here omg >:|
 
Whyzees?
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Jenna brought a friend once and she was not nice omg
 
[ - ]  Song_LyricsGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Banana terracotta pie.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Beat the meat.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Awesome song titles. Go.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Nothing Can Keep Us Down (Except Gravity)
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
-Skybox
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Fuccked With a Knife.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Addicted to Vag!nal Skin.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Hammer Smashed Face.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Stripped, Raped, and Strangled.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
all by Cannibal Corpse.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
You sound a little... angry.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Sorry. Been a rough week. I'll calm down and post serious answer now.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
*answers
 
I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you?
 
Love, hate, sex, pain.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
GODSMACK.
 
You may hate me, but our music is equal.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
"A Beautiful Lie" - 30 Seconds To Mars
 
Your music is orgasmic. js.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
tnx
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
FUUCK. *thnx
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
"Set Me Free" - Go Jimmy Go
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Feel Good Drag.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Anberlin? I love this song.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Eeeeyup.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Disenchanted is an awesome sogn title. :D
 
Ding Dong the OP's Dead.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
"Sparks" - The Who
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
"Born To Be Skin" - Skarface
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of a War Drum
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
- A Perfect Circle
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 2Bad: 03 years ago
"Desert Search For Techno Allah" - Mr. Bungle
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
White Nights.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
"Can't Stop" - Red Hot Chili Peppers. omg.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
"Crown Of Age" - The Ettes
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
"I Gotta Pee" - NOFX
 
Slow Motion Car Crash. TEH DRUMS
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Hot Dog In a Hallway, See Her Pee, Hobophobic (Scared of Bums), My Vag!na, Please Stop Fucckin My Mom, Timmy the Turtle. All by NOFX
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
"Love Will Keep Us Alive" - Scorpions
 
[ - ]  Song_LyricsGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I am in love with your music tastes. <3
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I love my musical tastes too. :D
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Suck a Cheetah's D*ck. Go look it up.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Wesley Willis is a pretty cool dude.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Indeed he is.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I am going to be a helluva wreck tomorrow.
 
WHAT THE FUUCK, AUTUMN.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Omg<3
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I haven't seen you in Like Months, I swear.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Even if you and "Autumn" are the same person
 
We're not. She's my spazzy little friend. Good to see you too! ^^
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Yayyyyy. How've you been?
 
Well, I've been. /: Mom canceled my Facebook (my real one, anyway) And lately, things have just been going kinda slow. Re-watching seasons 1-6 of The Office. The US version.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Ooh, I've been eat big season seven wiu my family. They insist that we all watch it together. >_> wtf. So, wow. I didn't know you broke your leg. Physical therapy. That must be tough. D:
 
It hurts really bad to start bending my knee after having a full leg cast for a month. My knee was stick straight and it buckled under me so much when I got the cast off. O.O But yeah doin' better. Lololo @ QUALITY WITH FAMILY.:D
 
Oh. Shit.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
What happened to you!? D:
 
Long story. Broke my leg, went through physical therapy, and as Autumn DISCRETELY pointed out, I met someone. Nice to see you guys!
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Your leg was legit broke? Did they catch the guy?
 
You didn't believe me?? UGH. And yeah it did, and we didn't charge.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Shit what? Did JT just die? D:
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Can't talk. 30 Seconds to Mars.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Oh, no. He's fine.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
He cries like a stupid little b itch.
 
It's so frustrating when I'm playing Angry Birds and I hit the real refresh button and not the game refresh button by mistake so then it has to load all over again.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I love the :D and D: faces on here. The D's are so wide and they look so urgent.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I KNOW RIGHT. :D:
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
D:D
 
So peniis heads are exceptionally huge as well. 8=======D
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Bye guys. I'll be back in a little bit. Promise.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
bye imma stop with the song titles now i think i took that too seriously ._.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Byee
 
Byeeeeeeee Fan!
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Kill me if I come back tonight. I have to get up in four hours.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
My head hurts really bad and I'm tired. Leaving now. bye
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
lolnotreally I can't sleep.
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
I'll prolly end up going to Kongregate.
 
You know no one cares, right?
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 1Bad: 03 years ago
That's why I'm talking to myself. No one's here, anyway.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
typer go the fuuck to bed
 
NODON'TDOIT D:
 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I'm going to vote yes on things.
 
already done.
 
*Already
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Tried to submit a story twice and it didn't work either time. Sweet.
 
Worked for me. Maybe you just fail.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Oi b!tches.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
New post JD.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Nice.
 
Woah cool.
 
[ - ]  emtayemmiaGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Wut
 
HAHAHAHA it's been edited
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 03 years ago
Seems legit.
 
[ - ]  ivorybrunette_0oGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
Wow, the edit is new.
 
[ - ]  JavajunkiGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
how much for a super platinum account?
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 years ago
>9000 dollars
 

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