MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my chemistry teacher made a comparison in class. She somehow related electrons and atoms to kidnapping children at the zoo. The sad thing is, it made sense. MLIA

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[ - ] glitterupmyassGood: 3Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

This story belongs to a n00b who comments sometimes. I forget who; I know because I mehed it.

[ - ] thejealouspickleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I understand.

[ - ] glitterupmyassGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh hay Emily.

[ - ] thejealouspickleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Hey there yo

[ - ] thejealouspickleGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

[ - ] TheShiftKeyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That's like, super cool bro.

[ - ] glitterupmyassGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I knooow. I'm thinking about publishing the material, but I'll need to get it patented before I start talking to editors about the content.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

damara dik dik

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

cool beans

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

It's a common piece of the zoo experience?

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

wifey

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

ikr : [

[ - ] Penguin_WobbleGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Your face is a zoo.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

oshit.

[ - ] glitterupmyassGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh snap.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Crackle and Pop.

[ - ] alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Go eat some rice bubbles

[ - ] _YouGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Can I?

[ - ] alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Be my guest :-)

[ - ] glitterupmyassGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Are those actually what they are? I thought they had, like, seltzer in them or something.. ._.

[ - ] alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Actually what what are? Rice bubbles?

[ - ] glitterupmyassGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

This is confusing. http://tinyurl.com/7s2v82u

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

LMFAO WTF

[ - ] _YouGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

clouds

[ - ] _YouGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

wait mlia you stole my link you slore

[ - ] _YouGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

mlia=lia

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

i want sexy times.

[ - ] EponaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Hey baby ;D

[ - ] alexolouglinloverGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I just rickrolled somebody :-) mwahahaha

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

..I lost the game.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

B!TCHES BE CRAZY.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Once I made sense. MLIOhhi

[ - ] _YouGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ohhi tc

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Wait you're on tc

[ - ] _YouGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

yes go

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Okkkk. But I can't talk or anything.

[ - ] _YouGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That is a ok

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

It's cool how you didn't bother to explain it but I also don't care because if you had I wouldn't have read it.

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

RYAN GOSLING, LET ME HAVE YOU

[ - ] NumbersOrBollocksGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Drive is out on DVD soon!!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I made chicken pot pie and it's a success but they are really ugly because I am lazy and used extra bottom crusts for the top crusts so they're like droopy and stuff.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I like how someone shows up to good my comment about my pot pies being ugly but no one's commenting.

[ - ] EponaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Chicken pot pies are the shit, though.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

They totally are and these make up for their appearance by being delicious.

[ - ] SlippingInTheRainInsteadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I want a python.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Id like to know how the teacher compared atoms and electrons to kiddnaping childeren at the zoo... and made it make sense.

[ - ] lily232Good: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Haha well if you must know, it had to do with the fact that the farther away from the atom an electron is, the easier it is to take it away from the atom, just like the farther away a child is from their mother the easier it is to kidnap them :D

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