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Today, since I don't know what I want to do after I graduate high school next week, I told my friend that I'm looking into a degree in procrastination. And that I'll choose what to specialise in later. A random walking past me laughed so hard he spat out his coffee. I'm glad that my sarcasm has brought someone joy. MLIA.
#3210874 Comments: 40 Votes: average 609meh 18Share 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 2Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
"I read procrastination as prostate, and I think you should stimulate mine. ;)" -Spencer
 
[ - ]  SSCogginGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
BURRRRRRRRR BURRRRRRRRRRR
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
omg boat *_* *hugs*
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
or not because like I thought you were actually spencer
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
OMFG N!GGER WHO THE F*CK IS THIS. YOU CAN NOT STEAL THAT FROM SPENCER.
 
[ - ]  boomer_aangGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Isn't Spencer's last name Coggin? O_o
 
[ - ]  iPhone13Good: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
THE HAYLE?
 
[ - ]  boomer_aangGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
I'm so confused. O_o
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
LMFAO what the hell.
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago
If he spat is coffee, how is that joyful? What if he spilled it on his clothes or burned himself?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
You're supposed to at the very least look into colleges and send in applications to your ideal schools, dumbshit. If you don't want college then send in job applications.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
You're not going to like... go to college or get a job at McDonalds or live in a box or help the starving African babies or something? You're just doing nothing?
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
http://bit.ly/ohSry9 typer this is voldemort except normal.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
omgralph <3 I'm more of a http://tinyurl.com/6bavzvw person myself ^_^<3
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
:D <3 AVPM?
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Joe Walker! :D<3 omgjoewalker
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
yayjoewalker
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Is that how men do this pose? http://tinyurl.com/6ezctk8
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Yes.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Interesting.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
That is just the type of mindset we look for in Queasies. <3 JOIN US.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Yeah, that pisses me off.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
You're doing freaking homework but you log into facebook, awesome
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Yeah, whatever. Frack off.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 2Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Oh. Well, this Sarcasm is here to bring cynicism and tiredness.
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Hi
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Howdy?
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Good.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
...'Kay.
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
LOVE ME.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
The Gryffindors are cheating on Pottermore, n!gga I got proof.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
liessssss.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
How are they cheating? D:
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
http://i52.tinypic.com/mbsgva.jpg That was taken at 1:30 PM EST yesterday. Now look at the great hall, the most you can get in one day is 134 points. IMPOSSIBLE.
 
[ - ]  aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 3Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
My flash drive survived the washer. Yay.
 
[ - ]  aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
If I ever start a band, I'm gonna call it Ukulele Robots.
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO HATES HARRY POTTER.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 5Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Me too. In fact, I'm brewing a Forgetfulness Potion on Pottermore right now to wipe my memory of it.
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Trollolol :D
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
I AM ANGRY
 

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