Today, my friend and I were hanging out when my mom came into the room. She announced that she would be taking my dog for a walk, but since my dog freaks out when he hears the word "walk", she said "I'm taking you-know-who for a you-know-what." I nodded and said goodbye, while my friend looked at me in horror. I asked her what was wrong and she said "Your mom's taking VOLDEMORT for an ABORTION?!" I didn't correct her. MLIA