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#3210522 Comments: 94 Votes: average 837meh 47Share 
[ - ]  Random_LinksGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
omg so average
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
You should get that checked out.
 
[ - ]  voice_candyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
0__o first time coming back onto MLIA in about a year... </3
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I guess I can tolerate it.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Bee.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Eh, not bad.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
That's kind of funny.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
dead
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I read that this site will no longer exsit by the end of this month
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
so now its really over lol
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago
Or is it?
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
ghost town
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
o_o how is this still here
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
...
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
stfu you garden tool
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yeah bye
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago
I wonder if OP saw my comment and went to the doctor. Probably not.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
dead shocker
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
why do i even bother
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I wonder this too.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I come here every time I open my laptop and it's the same shit so I have no idea why I haven't given up.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
I check in every once in a while. But it's like it just completely died. Kinda sad really.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
n00b
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
That doesn't even make sense.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
in this case youre right
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
deadness and n00blets
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
do fish get cramps after eating?
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
the indestructable black box on airplanes, why cant they make the planes out of that?
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
how does the guy who drives a a snow plow get to work in the mornings?
 
[ - ]  bron_cashewGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
he flies obviously
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
flashlight: a compartment for holding dead batteries
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
if you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a building, what would happen?
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
http://bit.ly/HOHy7R
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
my comments are the best
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago
Best of the mentally handicapped.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
still the best so
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
you might as well comment lurkerbees its not going to get any better
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
we need new commenters the old ones are boooooring
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
clouds can stay she tries
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
http://bit.ly/HNe9cM
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
welcome to my blog feel free to comment
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
still taking friend requests : )
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Are you mentally retarded? Is your only way to have any socialization with people is on a stupid forum? Is your life really that fuucking pathetic? Have you ever wondered what you even matter to this world? Have you realized that you will leave no impact on this world when you die and right now all you are doing is just existing and taking up resources that people who will actually make a difference in this world need to survive? You should probably kill yourself.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
People like you and yourself are just putting out negative energy into this world and we already have enough of that. So please, do everyone a goddamn favour and kill yourself. Thank you and goodbye.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago
tl;dr
 
[ - ]  bron_cashewGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
wow... you cyber bully. that guy IS annoying, but suicide is a terrible thing and you shouldn't be promoting it.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Duuuuude.
 
[ - ]  IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Banana Bread.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
still taking friend requests
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
dead shocker
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaladeadlalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
there is not a new post
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
new comment
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
i mean really who did you expect?
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
just lurkerbees and n00blets
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
at least i comment and not lurk and wait for someone you want who will never come.
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Dammit I hate it when people get lives.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
^COMMENT ALERT*COMMENT ALERT*COMMENT ALERT^
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Who, me?
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yes you
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
wtf tdmd, talk about spam
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
nothing else is going on
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
O_____________________________________O because spamming makes people show up.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
yes because before that there were 7 comments in 7 hours :/
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
OBAIBAI WE'RE ON A ROLL!
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
woot!
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
So...who is you?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
AARRRREEEEEE
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
someone who is hated because they are mad at this site and take it out on me
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
clouds, pirate?
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
she said 'is' instead of 'are'
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
...it was a joke
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Yay for ruining jokes? :D
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
and im not a garden tool, i look nothing like a shovel
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
surreee
 
[ - ]  _OHHI_Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Nothing ever goes on. Except from where there's people, which this site seems to be lacking.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
funs over lurkebees take a break
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
lurkerbees*
 
[ - ]  AmodestpoetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
THis... isn't horrid.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
*-* I'm about to rip open this box of candy.
 
[ - ]  AmodestpoetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
*condoms
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Keep dreaming.
 
[ - ]  AmodestpoetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
About a 16 year old girl? I'd rather not.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
friend requests still open - $20 consideration fee
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8zaDcKLXeg&feature=watch_response
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
ok?
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
You are the worst troll ever.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
im not a troll tits
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
YES YOU ARE. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT.
 
[ - ]  The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
fine im a troll and a bad one
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Thank you for agreeing.
 
[ - ]  xRenOxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
Today I sneezed so hard, there was snot on the floor.
 
[ - ]  bron_cashewGood: 0Bad: 01 year ago
*there was shit on the floor
 

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