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Today, I found a stuffed toy. I spent a good while trying to make it do a headstand and stay up, and when I finally did it, I called to my brother to 'COME AND SEE HOW AWESOME THIS IS!'. Then my mum, who is 48, said 'Well see how awesome THIS is.' and got on the floor and did a headstand. MLIA.
#3209493 Comments: 54 Votes: average 586meh 30Share 
[ - ]  CandyGirl4321Good: 0Bad: 78 months, 2 weeks ago
heyyy every1 wazup????
 
[ - ]  She_Who_TypesGood: 7Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Please share your illiteracy elsewhere.
 
[ - ]  CandyGirl4321Good: 0Bad: 78 months, 2 weeks ago
I'M SORRY I FORGOT!
 
[ - ]  VelociraptorApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
You're cool.
 
[ - ]  CandyGirl4321Good: 0Bad: 68 months, 2 weeks ago
I'll come back sometime else when my brain is fully functional (so I can remember to use correct grammar). Bye.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Chocolate is good.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Better than running.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Yummeh.
 
[ - ]  ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
I don't think your mom would be happy if she found out that you shared her age with the entire interwebz.
 
[ - ]  VelociraptorApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
We should tattle on OP's ass.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
If your mum is 48, doesn't that make you... like 9?
 
[ - ]  VelociraptorApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
My mom is 33 and I'm 13...
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
My mum is dead.
 
[ - ]  AdoIfHitlerGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
My mom is about 48 and I'm 17.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 18 months, 2 weeks ago
Whatever. I don't care.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
...Because every mother in the world gives birth at 41?
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
loljk37
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
kill me
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
thirty nine
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm good at spelling okay not math don't hurt me
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 3Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
48 - 9 = 41 is the new non fiction.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
brb suicide
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
try again
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
that one was just a typo okay :(
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Yes. Hah, no, i suk at mathz lolz.
 
[ - ]  theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
No seriously. I suck.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Ina Garten would approve of your while.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Kell!
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
ay
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
How are ya?
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
pas mal. You?
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Bein.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
*bien
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Gracias
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
that's not even the right language what
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Every year, my mom just tells us that she's twenty nine.
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Ima C Unt
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
whoa look at that awesome reply fail
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
cawkward
 
[ - ]  HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Old people can be fit too, you age-ist.
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
PUFFER! <3
 
[ - ]  The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
No Puffer. D: <3
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 18 months, 2 weeks ago
*got on the floor and started violently masturbating
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Why the hell did I just make a tumblr? I must be really bored.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
The teacher is trying to make us study. :(
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
That b!tch.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Trying to make you all learn and shit. :|
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
I know, right? It's like she wants us to have an education, and a future.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Dumb b!tch.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
lmfao
 
[ - ]  DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
texting my dad who's one floor below, nbd.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
Kinky.
 
[ - ]  that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
omfg this woman is a collossal whorehole.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago
*colossal
 

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