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Today, I went on howmanyofme.com and clicked on the statistics tab. The number one searched name is Harry Potter... Way to go MLIA-ers, we've invaded yet another site! ONWARD! OLAA
#3204978 Comments: 37 Votes: average 680meh 54Share 
[ - ]  WillDoMooseStuffForFoodGood: 1Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago
Actually, no. I have never ever done that. Assfnck.
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 3Bad: 28 months, 1 week ago
actually yes. i do that every day. what is wrong with you?
 
[ - ]  WillDoMooseStuffForFoodGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
... -_-
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
why is no1 tawking to us
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 2Bad: 38 months, 1 week ago
This makes me horny.
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
hot. i would do this.
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
OP you are a sexy a$$ bastard
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 2Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
classy as f.ck
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 1Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago
WHO THE HELL BADDED THIS YOU BASTARDS.
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 2Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
someone who doesn't want to sex it up.
 
[ - ]  WillDoMooseStuffForFoodGood: 2Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago
You are all fncking retarded.
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 2Bad: 28 months, 1 week ago
i take offense at that, i have higher standards then retarded. when i f.ck someone i don't want them to be some sleazy skank. DID YOU HEAR WHAT RETARDED DID? she did 3 guys and a dog. that nasty.
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
kate. i liek you.
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
nate, i liek you teww
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
guise, average my story http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3211706/
 
[ - ]  BananaMilkGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Noobs are boobs with pubes. Just ignore them...
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
noobs=/= trolls
 
[ - ]  WillDoMooseStuffForFoodGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
I would love some correct capitalization and puntuation from these bastards.
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
.......................D.C. Austin Sacramento ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.........................????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how's that
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
NEED.MORE.PERIODS.
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
*troll, you dummy
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
i. would. love. some. more. periods. in. my. sentences.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Mooseface! How are ya?
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
PRETTY GOOD THANKS
 
[ - ]  WillDoMooseStuffForFoodGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Riles! I'm not so great. I'm getting my ferret put down today. Q_Q
 
[ - ]  natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
no. go away.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Why's that?
 
[ - ]  WillDoMooseStuffForFoodGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
She has highly developed cancer. We tried to put her through chemo, but that kicked her ass bad. She was going to die from the chemo if not the cancer. So I'm going home at 2:30 to pick my mom and Karma up.
 
[ - ]  WillDoMooseStuffForFoodGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
(Karma's my ferret by the way.)
 
[ - ]  WillDoMooseStuffForFoodGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
My mom doesn't want me to come but I've had Karma since she was a tiny baby. I'm not going to let her get put down without being there. She's my baby. She was my birthday present 3 years ago.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
It's really hard to be there. I know for me, when my dog was put down, it was very surreal. I'm sorry hun, but she'll feel better when she's running around up in Heaven.
 
[ - ]  WillDoMooseStuffForFoodGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
I know she will. That's the only thing that has been helping me through this process.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
I wish I had a ferret, they're fricken cute.
 
[ - ]  katlovesllamasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
:( i am sorry, i hope your ferret goes to ferret heaven.
 
[ - ]  WillDoMooseStuffForFoodGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
Grr, food.
 
[ - ]  yoursubmissionislameGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago
I hope they don't infest this si-- oh wait.
 

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