MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

S/he was high. Thought it was a unicorn. It was a unicycle.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 2Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago

IMPERSONATION: Dude! I found your unic- what's-it-called? A... a eunuch? A unique eunuch? Duude. ...*dies of OD+OP*

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I should make a missing poster for myself and post it all over town. lololol

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I found you. Reward?

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

One free Internet hug. *hugs*

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Yay! *hugs back*

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Jealous...

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Because most people care so much.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I care...

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Ohai.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Hi.

[ - ] Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 28 months, 1 week ago

das sum bullshit

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I'm sure she was off secretly being a popstar.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Don't forget the blonde wig.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

And the horrible voice.

[ - ] natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

HEY GUISE MISS MEH?

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

...Who the hell are you?

[ - ] natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

..........I hard a$& mothafuccKlkaa

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

At least we don't have to censor "hell."

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 2Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I have no idea who you are, so no.

[ - ] natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

That's rude

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

But how can I miss someone that I don't know?

[ - ] natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Yeah but you do know me

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

That helps. Hint?

[ - ] natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago

No I lied you dont

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I kind of figured.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Hai Clouds :D

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Yo.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

How're you today?

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Eh, been better, been worse? How's Charmy?

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

That first question mark shouldn't be there.

[ - ] natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

:'( it's a shame

[ - ] natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago

What?

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Happy medium? I've been having a good day :D I'll share!

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Happy medium, let's go with that. ._.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Awwh *interwebz hug*

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

:D

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Unicorns don't exist.

[ - ] natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Lol you havent been reading the news lately

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

D:

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 2Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Don't open your mouth so wide or the Tooth Fairy might come after you!

[ - ] natlovesalpacasGood: 0Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago

Or you'll let out your stanky a$$ breath

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 2Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Or you'll catch a fly.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Or a n!gga might stick his c0ck in your mouth.

[ - ] Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Reminds me of Scrubs ...

[ - ] unicornluv3rGood: 0Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago

...

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

gtfo.

[ - ] unicornluv3rGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

lol why?!?!

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

You don't exist.

[ - ] unicornluv3rGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

lololololololololol

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Grow a pair, or get out.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Hi.

[ - ] ILikeMangosGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

'Cause you're number one on my wishlist, baby! ;D

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago

ohbabi.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Oy vey. People take things too literally.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago

So you're Jewish! What a genius I am! ;)

[ - ] Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 18 months, 1 week ago

Where do they take it?

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Obviously not to Idaho.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

You're probably the only one here I know reasonably well, other than myself. So hi.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Ooh, typer's here now! So, I guess you're not the only one.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

WOLFCAMP

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

There you are. Found her guys!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

TYPER!!! I almost left! :D

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I miss you! *pounces on*

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I have to walk my dog, anyway, just wanted to say hi. c:

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

D: Noooo!!!!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I'll walk her(or him) with you!

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

):

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Y0

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

TYPER HI

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I hate how my homeroom has turned into gossip time. I'm trying to f*cking get my homework done, I don't care about you and your boyfriend getting it on. I also don't want to hear you bashing my friends. UGH, THAT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

D:

[ - ] ILikeMangosGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

At least you have friends! D: jk... Homeroom, for us, is the announcements.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

We have announcements in the morning during second hour and homeroom right after our last class.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I have homeroom with four of my friends, so...I'm sorry about that.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Most of my friends are in another homeroom. It just annoys me.

[ - ] Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Gtfonao.

[ - ] Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Because you asked nicely, I shall comply.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

kthxbai.

[ - ] Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

n00b

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Gtfonao - Get the f uck out nicely asked ofcourse.

[ - ] Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Clevah girl.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Well.

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

My homeroom is quiet and awkward. I'm in the principle's office so it's just this long business table that we sit at and there's only like 9 people in it and nobody is friends so we just sit there quiet and awkward facing each other thrying not to make eye contact and it's terrible. D:

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

*trying

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

*principal's. That's awful. D:

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I ALWAYS GET THOSE TWO WORDS CONFUSED. D:

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

It happens.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I fuucking hate C chords.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

But they're so... common.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

But I haaaate them,

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

*punches out bottom of comma*

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

They're all, "I'm so C, I'm just going to be really difficult to get the finger positions quickly so I can't stay caught up with the class when we're playing AND I'm going to have to make you mute the sixth string which hurts my finger."

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Guitar? I immediately though piano cuz that's what I play.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Yeah, and they're classical guitars so they're all wide-necked and really hard to get my fingers on.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

You just need to practice your fingering. *awkward straight face*

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

<3

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

KAL! You can be my rebound typer!

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Um.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

...Okay, well, you can just talk to me a lot and humor me.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Okay. I LOVE CHICKENS

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

"The c0cks c0ck their head back to c0ck-a-doodle-doo." (paraphrased) --athena_loki_wolf_sigmapi(or possibly artemis_wolf)

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Also, chicken is tasty. Unless you're a vegetarian, in which case, it probably tastes like slaughter.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

...It's not going to work.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

O_O

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 3Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I really need to stop reading "chord" as "chode"...It's happened twice in the past 24 hours.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

lol

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I don't even see that as an LOL anymore. It's a little person with their arms in the air.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

RAISE DAT ROOF.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I read that as WOOF. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

*googles chode* Oh.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

O_O

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I don't know much slang. I think I generally learn the more official terms first, then gradually learn the slang.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I don't have sex-obsessed friends offline. :(

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Bummer.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I used to in middle school. Except we were naive about it then. ...Well, some were and some weren't. Maybe it depended on the grade.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I lost the password to my first tumblr and it won't let me reset it, so I made a new one. /I'm bored and felt like sharing this.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I don't have a tumblr D:

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

OMALDALJDALKSDJ I have too much to do. I have to finish my graphic, study, pick out my clothes, pack my bags, make the MLIACPP, clean my rabbit's cage, eat dinner, shower...OH MY FUCCK.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

You have a rabbit? Pics plz.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

I have a dog.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Just making conversation.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

D: That is a lot of stuff.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

Okay. Do the hard stuff that you have to do first.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

OOH, new post.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 4 weeks ago

HELP

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

NEW POST B!TCHES.

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