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Today, my boyfriend's dad walks out of the grocery store carrying a watermelon in each arm when these guys walk past and comment "Hey, nice melons!" So he responds, "Thanks, you wanna see my buns too?!" as he lifts up a bag of hamburger buns! They totally made each other's day. H(and M)LIA. XD

#3197035 Comments: 21 Votes: average 729meh 19Share

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

It's not THAT funny. ._.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 3Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Today, my boyfrien-- SYSTEM MALFUNCTION.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 1Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago

His and My Lives Is Average. Well done.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

So today I was sitting in one of my classes and there was like a group of six people sitting behind me and they were talking about Harry Potter and Disney World and awkward staring games at restaurants and I'm pretty sure they posted over 50% of these posts.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

And so I guess my point is that the type of people that post here are the greasy zit faced teenagers with too dramatic eye make up, that listen to All Time Low and post hardcore music.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

You should like, kill them. Or something else violent.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

I don't want to go to sleep, because then I would have to wake up and go to the airport. I hate airports.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Why does everyone think I'm a girl on this site.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

I thought you were like Kelly except with sparkles.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Sparkles?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

The Kell part, I think. I dunno. Probably.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Yeah... Cept in my case the Kell is part of my last name. I see where the confusion comes in.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

You're a guy? That sort of makes more sense.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

I'm glad to hear it

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Um... Yay, movie-like cliche?

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Today I at school I bumped into someone and they made eye contact with me and I died.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

See, we don't look that alike. *stands awkwardly next to*

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1r0wKpiM1qhe2p6o1_400.gif u dont kno me

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

The way you started it, I figured this would be some 'guy walks into a bar' story.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Apparently it made your day, too. You were the one who wrote an epic story about it.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Cailey's vag!na is talking to her. I'm deeply concerned. Help.

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