MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, i found out that while Elvis was in the service, he and another man were thrown into a German jail for getting into a bar fight because they were both boxers, but no one knew that so it counted as a consealed weapon, and Elvis couldn't get ahold of any of his guys to catch the bail. The man he was thrown in with? He was my great uncle. The person who paid the $20 to have them bailed them both out? My great grandma. TLAA

#3188274 Comments: 9 Votes: average 1365meh 27Share

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago

...what were American soldiers even doing in enemy bars.

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago

That's cool and everything...but hardly average.

[ - ] KaleidoscopeEyesGood: 0Bad: 18 months, 2 weeks ago

OMIGOD HE'S TEXTING ME AGAIN WHAT DO I DO? *panics* I don't want to be rude and not respond but he's kind of creepy!

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago

That's average. My great grandparents told me that exact same story.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago

I don't know much about the Americans, but I know that many bars banned Canadian soldiers because of how drunk and rowdy they got. Also, Canadians were known for sleeping with foreign women and getting crabs. WOO NATIONAL PRIDE

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago

Woo, crabs.

[ - ] panchoiscoolioGood: 1Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago

it annoys me how none of these are average anymore :(

[ - ] duckflyingmonkeyGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago

yeah... way to make my average life that much more lame.

[ - ] LiechtenGurlGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 2 weeks ago

I think this is average because it would be a women bailing her husband out xD

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