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Today(well every time a bill collector calls), I always answer the phone in my happiest voice saying "Hello, County morgue you stab 'em we bag 'em." Ah im still waiting for it to be a real person and not a machine, but that doesn't make it any less fun. MLIA
#3182649 Comments: 10 Votes: average 226meh 10Share 
[ - ]  obamallamaGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 5 days ago
why op's think every post has to start with "today" i don't understand
 
[ - ]  KevinPLGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 5 days ago
One of these days the cops are going to arrest you for running and illegal morgue.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 1Bad: 03 weeks, 5 days ago
OMFG why are they getting arrested for running? D:
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 1Bad: 03 weeks, 5 days ago
I know I'm not the only one that sees their caller ID and picks up and then hangs up immediately.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 5 days ago
HAHA you answer the phone?
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 5 days ago
Lmfao oh God.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 5 days ago
yo how's that groin doing
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 1Bad: 03 weeks, 5 days ago
Do you happen to have head gear and use a pocket protector?
 
[ - ]  partyanimal8Good: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 5 days ago
i. am. doing. this.
 
[ - ]  theflyinghorseGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks, 4 days ago
OH MY GOD! you're absolutely brilliant. i bow down to yo eternally!
 

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