MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I read a post that said "Today, I read a post that said "Today I read a MLIA that said, "Today, I cut my finger. On a slice of pizza. I'm still confused. MLIA." and a reply that said "Don't worry. I broke my tooth. On a waffle. MLIA" Well I beat you both, I broke a braces bracket. Eating ice-cream. MLIA" This reminds me of a time when my friend said "I got a cut on the top of my mouth eating a bagel. We should start an 'unexplainable food incidents' club. MLIA." Well I would like to say that I have burnt myself on the chin. And the object that burned me...a macaroni noodle. The sad thing is I had a burn mark for 2 weeks. It was difficult to explain to people how my mark got there. And yes we should have a unexplainable food incedints club. MLIA

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[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago

incedints

[ - ] tkellzGood: 2Bad: 14 months ago

I'm not going to even bother trying to unravel this godawful mess of a post. Fuuck you, and learn how to use the damn comments section

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

I have a scar on my wrist from a pillow. I was putting it in the pillowcase, and the little zipper thing nicked my wrist and left a little circular scab. A year later, I still have that little circle. Weird shit.

[ - ] partyanimal8Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago

i got a cut on my arm from my hair... i don't even know how that's possible.

[ - ] littlebibGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago

incidents. And I once broke a braces bracket... brushing my teeth

[ - ] Notsoaveragegirl97Good: 0Bad: 02 months, 4 weeks ago

I read an MLIA about someone who broke their nose. Eating soup. Find them, and force them to join this club.

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