MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] nobody_0_oGood: 5Bad: 111 months ago

Spongebob has only been out since 1999, so only 13 years of your life.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 4Bad: 011 months ago

Maybe it's because he's lived under a rock his whole life?

[ - ] nobody_0_oGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Or that the writer chose him to be stupid?

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 011 months ago

Well, sure, but why not put a clever underlying reason behind that decision?

[ - ] nobody_0_oGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

True.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Sudden Clarity Clarence...

[ - ] AdoIfHitlerGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Does that make you a starfish?

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I made an ocarina shaped like your head.

[ - ] AdoIfHitlerGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Cool. Except I have no idea what an ocarina is.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

How do you not know what

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

He's not a timely person.

[ - ] kaybug112Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 4 weeks ago

What is a timely person? And what's an ocarina?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Today, I read on a crazy facts app that OPs have no brains. Needless to say after the 2 years, 4 months of my commenting life OP's stupidness has been explained. MLIA

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 011 months ago

http://amirite.net/ref/ActionMan

[ - ] iuhsfsdfkGood: 0Bad: 311 months ago

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[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

I remember when this place had at least 3 people on at a time.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Everyone's just on Reddit now instead.

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

lereddit.com

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 011 months ago

You know that people who use 'le' frequently are recognized as the scum of Reddit, right?

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

lereddit.com

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I don't really care. I just like playing with it,

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

TWSS

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

*TWHS. On an airplane.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I bet it had lots of turbulence.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

I'm sure that just helps.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Oh, the turbulence wasn't caused by the air drag.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Rather a very specific kind of other drag.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Wow, it's funny to think about the good old days.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Except after about a minute, it's completely boring.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Why won't you comment? I hate everyone except fellow haters of mankind.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Also lady haters, I'm not sexist.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Some of my best friends are girls.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

...I may have thought that you were a girl. ._.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Well, that makes sense. I mean, practically everyone on this site is a girl. No, I'm male.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

If it makes you feel any better, I usually think of you as a guy.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I seem to get the a lot. It might be my... blunt writing.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

*that

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Yeah, well, I appreciate independence in a female living in a sexist society.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

...Sorry, that sounds like sappiness and political propaganda.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I guess you're gone now.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

lt's only propaganda if you make it like this. http://imgur.com/pibQd

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Yeah. Nice Admiral, Sarc.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

They're all prostitutes, though.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

You'd think Spongebob would take in a lot... the song even calls him "absorbent."

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Apparently nothing is average today. Somebody could make a lot of who's on first/what's on second/I don't know's on third jokes. Does that makes the average WOTDs spell "better than nothing"?

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I think starfish have their mouths in the centers of their bodies and when their limbs come off they regenerate. But I'm no expert.

[ - ] turbo5678Good: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Trust me, they regenerate as long as the lost limb is still containing an attatched portion of the center of the star. Biology class and dissection at its finest.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Hmm. When they're attached, but not when they're unattached? I would have thought the opposite, but I suppose that makes sense.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 111 months ago

Are you implying that you dissected a live starfish?

[ - ] turbo5678Good: 0Bad: 011 months ago

No. It was not alive. But regeneration was shown in my dissection with a much shorter limb next to four normal lengthed limbs, thank you. Google it. It is a proven fact and it was also in my textbook.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Meow.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Arf.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 011 months ago

Turtle noise.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Q: What sound does a turtle make? A: I believe they usually make the same noise as a giraffe... which is none. Let me Google "turtle noise"... Oh, apparently people think the noise turtles make during sex is funny. Huh. Well, internet turtles looking for porn are in luck.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

kbai

[ - ] dabossatbeingdabossGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

what can i say cheez its make me laugh

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 6Bad: 011 months ago

In other irrelevant news, fish like water and my shirt is white.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Cheez Its are a wonderful and amazing snack food. Please do not make a mockery out of them.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 111 months ago

Do Goldfish crackers make you smile?

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa81s4mw3a0&feature=relmfu

[ - ] The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 1Bad: 111 months ago

dead shocker

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 111 months ago

this is pathetic even for mlia

[ - ] Jenna_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Twenty hours is a long time.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

I woke up yesterday to find this post. I woke up today and see this post is still here. I think this might be a record.

[ - ] javiellyjaniceGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

i was thinking the same thing

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I think it might last a whole day.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 111 months ago

It could last longer than that.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

That would be interesting. What do we name this? Ursula?

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I wonder if that name means bear. Hmm.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

You know, like Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. *looks up* See, they'd be right there if it was midnight. *looks up on Google* Yeah, it's Latin for a baby she-bear.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Oh, wait, I forgot to point. *points at daytime sky* Yup, right there. Right where that bird is.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

We're going alphabetically, right? And Typer already named one Terry I think. ...Why am I posting this much I must be so bored...

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Argh why does it matter..

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

*.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 111 months ago

If nobody answers me in five minutes, I'm just going to leave.

[ - ] Jenna_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

4 minutes

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

OK. Hey, why did I get a bad? I didn't leave. I just was doing other stuff.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

AMUSE ME, PEASANT.

[ - ] Jenna_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

/juggles chainsaws

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Okay, now it's been five minute's since my last comment's been answered. I'll just go. *logs off*

[ - ] Jenna_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

My bad I thought you left a while ago.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 111 months ago

I'M SORRY, GOSH.

[ - ] fishfartsGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

"needless to say" can we stop with that phrase jesus christ lksk.in/3159

[ - ] fgdgweGood: 0Bad: 111 months ago

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