MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, two little boys knocked on my door. They asked if I would give then a quarter if they did a funny show for me. I said sure. They preceded to take off their shirts and dance around on my porch saying, "uh huh. Uh huh. Uhhuh uhhuh, uh huh." Quarter well spent. MLIA.

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[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 7Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Pedophile.

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

..What?

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Annabeth, how are you holding up without Percy?

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Let's not talk about him, yeah? ..):

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh, that bad, huh? Sorry :(

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Well, I mean, it's been eight months..

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

It's okay, he'll come back. Also, thanks for playing along :D haha

[ - ] multigrain_cheeriosGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

He's probably partying with the Cyclopes again. Don't worry

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Percy? I f*cked him straight in the @sshole last night. Thanks for loosening him up for me.

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Wait what?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

I placed my throbbing dick into his @sshole. What's not to get about that?

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

How would I..

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strap_on

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh my gods, IWYV. xDDD

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

k then

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Who wants me?

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

I can't tell if you're trolling or completely serious here.

[ - ] NerfChampionGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Then I proceeded to shove them into my house and explain the human body parts.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 12 months, 3 weeks ago

I'll just sit here and pretend like I'm not mastuasdklmfkljnfdsjknerjj5nann;1athwp aq[p[q aasduiodfno sorry, I had to wipe it off the keyboard.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

This is fun.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Sure is.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Did I ask you?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

No need to be a dick.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

F*ck you, c0cksucker.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

What the hell did I ever do to you?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Well for one you sucked my dick and didn't even swallow. Selfish b!tch.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Hey, f*ck off, man.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh, suck my @sshole.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

1, PROCEEDED* 2. Little boys dancing around shirtless for money is not average or even cute. That is wrong on so many levels. 3. Don't use proceed. kthxbai

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

HEY LOOK A PERSON I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO MYSELF ANYMORE.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Fine. F*ck you too, assface.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Dead. So dead.

[ - ] Annabeth_Chase12Good: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Where did everyone go..

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

I haven't seen you in forever. <3 I miss you.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

ilu

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

ilumoar

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

How are you?

[ - ] Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Meh. You?

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Pretty great.

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

That's not creepy.

[ - ] NopeTheOtherOneGood: 2Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

Way to encourage a career as male strippers.

[ - ] JayaboveyouGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago

So wrong. So much I could say to that...

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