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There is a classroom in our school that isn't used anymore. However it still has a whiteboard in it which faces the door. The other day I walked past and saw through the glass in the door that someone had written on the board, "The Chamber of Secrets Has Been Opened - Enemies Of The Heir Beware". Love my school. MLIA

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[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 1 month ago

Your school doesn't love you back. Deal with it, assface.

[ - ] FVnerdGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

F*ck you troll.

[ - ] JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

It will be my pleasure.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago

I love these posts about pathetic, probably backne ridden people riding on the actions of complete strangers who don't know or probably hate them, pretending that witnessing shit like this makes them cool.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

jkcijrbjsksisjajbebwnqoeoensbz

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 1 month ago

That's the sound the enemies make when I rape them.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 1 month ago

And I love your mom. Thank her for last night, she is a good little whore.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

Most people hate their school.

[ - ] mannwulfGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 1 month ago

There is a classroom in our school that isn't used anymore. However it still has a whiteboard in it which faces the door. The other day I walked past and saw through the glass in the door that someone had written on the board, "The Chamber of Shampoo Has Been Opened - Enemies Of Hair Beware". Loathe my school. MLIA

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 1 month ago

I'm watching Cannibal Holocaust. why do i do this

[ - ] mannwulfGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

You enjoy watching humans become flesh tearing beasts.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

I do. ;-;

[ - ] mannwulfGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

Just remember that zombies don't really count as people anymore. They are targets and need to be taken out.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

Kill them all.

[ - ] mannwulfGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

*hands a rifle and two 1,000 round ammo boxes* You're ready for the front lines. Now go out there and explode some zombie heads!

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

*gets bitten by zombie*

[ - ] mannwulfGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

*gives antibiotic to kill the disease*

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

*becomes human again* lolagain.

[ - ] mannwulfGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

You were never a zombie to begin with. I got you the antibiotic in time.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

Oh. OK.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 1 month ago

I'm in Budapest.

[ - ] mannwulfGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

What are you doing there?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

idk I'm in my hotel room because it's 10:51 and curfew was 10:30.

[ - ] mannwulfGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

You don't know what you're doing there, but you have a 10:30 curfew. Senior trip?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

I'm in the room across the hall. Come on over.

[ - ] mannwulfGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

Damn. I don't have any cameras there.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

I had a person of the male gender in my room earlier and my teacher shat a brick and I'm not going through that again.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING HE'S JUST A FRIEND

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

Uh-huh, sure. You weren't doing anything. Got it.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

We made a fake Christian mingle account.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

And what is this "a person of the male gender" all about? What are you, eighty? It should have been more like, "I had this dude in my room and I so wanted to f*ck him but my teacher walked in and flipped out."

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

Now that's just insulting.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

...But three legged dogs?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

Zebras.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

What.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

Making a fake Chrisitian mingle account is original, I'll give you that much.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

No, I will not love your school. Don't tell me what to do.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 1 month ago

Beware of my hair.

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