MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

I'm usually a goodie-two-shoes, but on the last day of school this year my friend and I decided to graffiti the school- Harry-Potter Style. First we went to the girl's bathroom and wrote "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the Heir Beware". Just as we were writing it the librarian walked in. We expected her to yell at us, but instead "Oh no! I better start growing mandrakes so Poppy can cure the ones who will be petrified!" Favorite librarian ever? I think so. MLIA.

#3129549 Comments: 48 Votes: average 711meh 32Share

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Typer.

[ - ] asleep_or_deadGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Hi. o_o

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Hi boyfriend. Did you miss me?

[ - ] asleep_or_deadGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I missed you so much, boyfriend. c:<3 How have you been?

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I've been wonderful and I missed you too. How have you been?

[ - ] asleep_or_deadGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I've been super I guess, golly what do we talk about now this is awkward. ;-;

[ - ] asleep_or_deadGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

FANZ YOU LEFT BECAUSE I SUCK THAT'S NOT FAIR YOU ALREADY KNEW I SUCKED

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I'm watching a movie sorry! ;_;

[ - ] asleep_or_deadGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I don't forgive you what movie? ;-;

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Secret World of Arietty but now Gossip Girl.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

That's the Borrowers one?

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Typer? <3333

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

*hugs past Typer*

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

What a lame twaat that she didn't do her job and punish you ugly cunnts.

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

I cannot believe that their vandalism has gone unpunished. Eventually, though, someone will see the graffiti and connect it to this post. When they do, the librarian will rue her decision.

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

As Donald Trump often says, "You're fired."

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 011 months ago

I'm a baddie-seven-hands.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 2Bad: 111 months ago

Well, it's 11:11. I wish all OP's will die at once.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 211 months ago

Nananananananananana boredom!

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 111 months ago

Well, I'll just go, then.

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Great, we're absolutely dead again.

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

I think nobody will deny now that this is not the worst-case scenario. Sometimes practically everyone on the site is a grammar-abusing OP.

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Unfortunately for the better commenters, it appears that this was not the case when Fanzellino and Typer were on, and so their paradise has been lost. Death rules the day.

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 0Bad: 111 months ago

Now I shall take my leave and return this site to its grander state of death.

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

I bid you adieu!

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 3Bad: 011 months ago

I can't believe this shit got published. Everyone who voted yes on this is just promoting vandalism. You should have gotten punished for that. I don't care what you wrote- vandalizing property is rude and disrespectful. How would you like it if I wrote "Team Edward" on your binder, huh?

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljQMpgVY5mg&feature=g-all-f

[ - ] gamergirl27Good: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I go to a catholic school. How do you think my librarian would act if she saw that?

[ - ] StatefarmGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

I don't believe this even slightly. You either a) didn't vandalize anything, b) got caught AND punished, or c) didn't get caught. My guess is you didn't vandalize anything but you thought it seemed cool.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 5Bad: 411 months ago

Ohh look out we got some bad ass motherf*ckers over here.

[ - ] ilovemymomtooGood: 2Bad: 211 months ago

I don't think you've received a single good from anybody besides yourself in months.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 0Bad: 111 months ago

Fixed that.

[ - ] Ella_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Awh, poor Klaud. D:

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 2Bad: 311 months ago

Why would I good myself? I'm not even here half the time. ._.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 2Bad: 211 months ago

and it's not like there would be anyone here to care anyways

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 2Bad: 011 months ago

I don't think you've been touched by anybody but yourself in months.

[ - ] luckycharmedGood: 2Bad: 111 months ago

Oh. My. I'm on mlia again O_O

[ - ] Random_LinksGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Same.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Don't you have some syphillis to go vaccinate?

[ - ] Ella_goes_beepGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Bad influence.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I love Minneapolis Pride. A lot of hot gay men.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Poppy sounds like the name of an old southern plantation owner sipping moonshine on a rocker on his front porch.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Probably an opium addict.

[ - ] hallipotter123Good: 0Bad: 211 months ago

Poppy is the Herbology teacher. (duh!)

[ - ] RandomBethanyGood: 0Bad: 010 months ago

Poppy is Madame Pomfrey's first name. Shes the nurse. Professor Pomona Sprout is the Herbology Teacher.

[ - ] The_TrollGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

New Post.

[ - ] hallipotter123Good: 0Bad: 011 months ago

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