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Today, I was at the library, there was this baby that wouldn't stop crying, the librarian tried, it didn't work, the mom tried, it didn't work, and the baby cried louder when I reluctanly held up a tw*ghtbook. What made the baby stop? me holding up a Harry potter novel. I have faith in the next generation. MLIA.
#3121732 Comments: 10 Votes: average 358meh 25Share 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Seriously? You're censoring Twilight? You fuucking immature prick.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Go suck H*rry P*****'s dick. Also, Twilight and book are two words, moron.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
How do you like dem apples.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
lol I just ran 2.5 miles in this stupid coldness and now my nipples are chafing.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
ACKNOWLEDGE ME DAMN IT. D:
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Why did you run 2.5 miles in that stupid coldness?
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Do you guys think I can pull of a 5-7 page paper about why pot should be legalised or should I pretend to be on the other side and say it shouldn't be. I want whichever will give me more to write about.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
*off
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
FINE.
 
[ - ]  undeadpixistixGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Your lies are faulty civilian.
 

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