MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 19 months, 2 weeks ago

Did I comprehend this story correctly? Your mom showed your sister her tits? The fuuck?

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 19 months, 2 weeks ago

I'm angry at the internet, and do you know why? Oh, silly me, of course you don't know why; I'd have to tell you for you to know. Well, good night!

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

</pointless comment> *logs out*

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

That's appropriate.

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I have fingers, in case you didn't know.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 19 months, 2 weeks ago

fake and gay

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

You're the reason no one comes here anymore.

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 4Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I just post obnoxious comments so hopefully a luker will bad it and I'll know I'm not alone.

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Some of it is boredom, too.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

The fact that you care about whether people on this shitty website are around or not shows just how lonely you really are.

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I've been home alone for the past two weeks. I'm extremely lonely.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 29 months, 2 weeks ago

It's understandable. I don't even know you and I hate you enough to abandon your ass.

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 4Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

What a sweet-heart.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

No one I give a f uck about is here.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

CARE.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

CARE.

[ - ] TheCatinatorGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Because no one actually is here.

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Howdy

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I always just miss you

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

LOL TITS

[ - ] VinnehGood: 1Bad: 19 months, 2 weeks ago

You asked your mother to show her tits to your sister. Okay. /wincest

[ - ] a_segregated_syringeGood: 2Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

That... That's pretty messed up. Your sister must be scarred for life...

[ - ] tkellzGood: 3Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

this is still here dammit steve stop being such a damn whore

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I forgot to come back here and attention whore and tell you guys I'm engaged.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

*heart attack*

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

WHY did you write my name in your Death Note, Kira!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Your marriage isn't going to last long; Misa won't live to see thirty (and probably not even twenty-five) because she halved her lifespan TWICE.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

awwhhh :3

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I know; that's why I had a heart attack. That and she's Kira.

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

That's why you're dead now.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

no i'm pretty sure i'm still alive

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Still Alive!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

A-nyway, this site is dead: it's so delicious and moist. *whistles Still Alive*

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Look at me still talking when there's nobody there...

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

When I look out there it makes me glad I don't care!

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Believe me, this site's not alive.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

*logs out*

[ - ] godofthedeadGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

kbai

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Say my name, say my name. When no one is around you, Say baby I love you.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

This was a triumph; I'm making a note here: huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Aperture science: We do what we must because we can-- for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

But there's no sense crying over every mistake; you just keep on trying till you run out of cake!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

And the science gets done, and we make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I'm not even angry! I'm being so sincere right now.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Even though you broke my heart and killed me...

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

and tore me to pieces, and threw all the pieces into a fire. As they burned it hurt, because

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

We've run out of beta: we're releasing on time! So I'm GLaD I got burned;

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside... anyway, this cake is GREAT: it's so DELICIOUS and MOIST.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Actually, I don't want to put those lyrics there, so I'll chalk that up as a reply fail.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

*We've run out of beta: we're releasing on time! Look at me still talking when there's science to do; when I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you! So I'm GLaD I got burned;

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside... anyway, this cake is GREAT: it's so DELICIOUS and MOIST. Look at me still talking when there's science to do!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Oops. * I think I prefer to stay inside... anyway, this cake is GREAT: it's so DELICIOUS and MOIST.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Oh, f*ck, I'm no good at lyrics. *I think I prefer to stay inside... maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa...

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

THAT WAS A JOKE; haha, FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this CAKE is GREAT: it's so delicious and MOIST!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

And at this point I'm completely at a loss.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

OH WELL I KNOW THE OTHER ONE.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I know you guys won't mind because nobody's here. If someone were here I would politely stop.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Well here we are again;

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

it's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

to kill me twice? Oh, how we laughed and laughed!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 2Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

--except I wasn't laughing. Under the cir-cum-stances,

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I've been shockingly nice! You want your freedom;

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

take it! That's what I'm counting on;

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I used to WANT YOU DEAD, but NOW I only WANT you GONE.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

You can almost see the iambs.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

She was a lot like you;

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

maybe not quite as heavy. Now little Caroline

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

is in here, too. One day they woke me up,

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

so I could live forever. It's such a shame

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

the same will never happen to you!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

You want your freedom, take it!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

That's what I'm counting on.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

You've got your short sad life left;

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

now, I only want you gone.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

This is very cathartic.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

OHH f*ck more f*cked-up lyrics.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

You've got your short sad life left!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

That's what I'm counting on;

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I used to want you dead, but

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

now I only want you gone.

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Poo.

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Are people here?

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I thought someone was here. Thanks for getting my hopes up, wolfcamp.

[ - ] NopeTheOtherOneGood: 3Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

That's disgusting.

[ - ] LemoneyGood: 0Bad: 19 months, 2 weeks ago

what the hell is going on here

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 19 months, 2 weeks ago

I almost got hopeful that someone was here. Then I got worried because it meant I had to read the story and come up with something witty. But now I'm relieved because I won't have to do that, but also a little disappointed but not really that no one is here.

[ - ] uihdsfsdfweGood: 0Bad: 69 months, 2 weeks ago

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[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 29 months, 2 weeks ago

Knock knock whos there a whore oh wait no its your mom no wait its also a whore your mom is a whore

[ - ] space_alienGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

did yuo bark

[ - ] sss2009Good: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

It's sad how posts aren't getting posted as frequently as they used to. That really needs to change.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

The posts are the worst part of this website.

[ - ] sss2009Good: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

That's your opinion.

[ - ] space_alienGood: 0Bad: 19 months, 2 weeks ago

there wat makes this website avaerage

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 2Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

You misspelled average twice. It's in the name of this website.

[ - ] sss2009Good: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Your grammar is atrocious.

[ - ] space_alienGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

tou're username atrocois

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Do you try to be this terrible?

[ - ] space_alienGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

no its just my keybaord

[ - ] sss2009Good: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

If you're going to troll people, you have to do better than that.

[ - ] space_alienGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

:(

[ - ] space_alienGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

how am i trolling

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

Wait. So you're really just a f ucking idiot?

[ - ] space_alienGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

im not an idot :c

[ - ] space_alienGood: 0Bad: 19 months, 2 weeks ago

ikr my life is less avrafe now

[ - ] SasukeTheUnicornGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

FML gets updated more than this.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 1Bad: 19 months, 2 weeks ago

100th

[ - ] Whitney_HoustonGood: 0Bad: 29 months, 2 weeks ago

I wanna dance with somebody.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

This is still here? Oh right, I never commented on this, but I kept refreshing the page to see if anything interesting happened throughout the day. Yeah, nothing.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

My whole day at work in a comment.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry.

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[ - ] SilenceToLoudGood: 0Bad: 09 months ago

It's sad that the comments (Namely the people quoting Still Alive) are more entertaining than the post.

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