MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I read this post: "Yesterday I read a MLIA about two girls putting spoons under their pillows and not having school the next day....so I tried it that night. Guess what I didn't have today? MLIA." I thought this was an amazing idea, and put a spoon under my pillow. Then I remembered, it's summer vacation. MLIA

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[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

What a stupid superstition.

[ - ] kellcheckGood: 3Bad: 011 months ago

That's what people said in like second grade if there was a chance of snow.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Yesterday I read a post about someone breaking a mirror and having seven years of bad luck. I wanted to see if this is true, so I broke a mirror today. It didn't work. I wonder why. MLIA

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 011 months ago

I guess that's one definition of spooning.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Summer lovin', had me a blast.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 111 months ago

Is that that summer fling song I heard on Glee? That's where most of my musical knowledge comes from.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 011 months ago

Grease.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 111 months ago

That doesn't matter. It was on Glee.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Every famous movie that has a dramatic song will eventually have that song be put on Glee.

[ - ] animal47Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago

damn that G.L.E.E for making twisted abominations of everything...even though I love glee...It's a starkid reference.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 111 months ago

That must mean Glee wrote it. Along with the entire score of Cabaret.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

No, I'm not that naive.

[ - ] artemis_wolfGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

kbai

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

The tooth fairy must collect silverware now.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Ah, well. The market for selling childrens' teeth is sort of limited to men living in dank basements, anyway.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 111 months ago

Were you born with a silver spoon in your ass?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Today, I read this post: "Yesterday I read a MLIA about two sisters scissoring under their pillows and not having school the next day....so I tried it that night with my sister. Guess what I didn't have today? MLIA." I thought this was an amazing idea, and scissored my sister under our pillows. Then I remembered, my sister had a sex change. MLIA

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Now she's your sister again!

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I think this is how conservatives deal with transsexuals. And gays.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

And maybe Obama if he wins the 2012 election.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I wish Typer would come on when I came on.

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Or somebody. Maybe next time.

[ - ] She_Who_TypesGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Oh, holy crap. Oh well. xD<3 c u next tiemz

[ - ] athena_loki_wolf_sigmapiGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

kbai

[ - ] The_Day_MLIA_DiedGood: 0Bad: 211 months ago

dead shocker

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I haven't seen you in awhile.

[ - ] nobody_0_oGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

It worked! Idiot...

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

Two girls, one spoon.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

I just saw "That's My Boy". If anyone cares.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 011 months ago

woah hey this is still here

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 011 months ago

Damn MLIA! Slow down with all the new posts! I can only comment on so many stories at once!

[ - ] She_Who_TypesGood: 2Bad: 211 months ago

POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO

[ - ] PolkadotpandaGood: 0Bad: 111 months ago

Hey mylifeisaverage-ers!

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Well done!