Today, (well actually a few days ago) my friends and I were at the mall. it was about 9 PM and we havnt eaten so we went to California Pizza Kitchen. Hostess: "hi how many?" me: "9" "name?" "Voldemort" "uhm name?" "voldemort" "thats your name?" "yep" later; Host: "He who must not be named?" "THATS ME!!!!" MLIA.