MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You're a vandal. Criminal.

[ - ] GreenFreakingJelloGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

new post.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm not even going to waste creativity on you because blergh

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Aren't you just full of yourself? The world doesn't rotate around your sorry ass. Moron.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I don't know how to read.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I've seen this post thirty two and a half times.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

cya l8rz beetches

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

omfg bai!!!111!1!!!

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

This post is retarded. As is the person who posted it. They should get a life.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Or lose the one they have.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

This is my story.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Is it really?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

A fibber I am not.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

This sentence is a lie.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You're wrong.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm just saying this story is lame. Sorry.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

The only question I have for you is why are you saying sorry?

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm saying sorry because I feel bad about how horribly lame your story is.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

wow okay this hurts more than the time my mother called me ugly during Kwanzaa.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

wtf salsa?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

wow your family doesn't celebrate Kwanzaa? What the fcuk are you? White?

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

How dare you?

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Hey, I'm white!

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

omg me 2 ilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I never would've geussed you were white! Lol, jk.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Right...but you're...nevermind.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You are sitting on a website making fun of people.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I don't think any of us have the right to say people should "get a life".

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Get a life.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

yes, well, you're a cat

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

WOW, we were just having fun and you just crossed the line, damnnnn.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Right...but you're...nevermind.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You're a dick. How would you like it if someone slapped your mother's ass?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That'd actually turn me on quite a bit.

[ - ] VinnehGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Wincest.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I am not going to lie. If given the opportunity, I would probably have sex with Justin Bieber, if only so I could say that I'd had sex with Justin Bieber.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That is sad. Just sad.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

same

[ - ] ilovemymomtooGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Wow, great.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

ugh dilemma

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

What?

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ooh what kind?

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

It's the kind where there are two things to do and they're both equally bad. Just guessing.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

jk it has been resolved thank you for your concern :D<3

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

<3 Good.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I must say, the lack of average posts this website contains amazes me. I can't find one that really classifies as average under my terms.

[ - ] ilovemymomtooGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Care to share your specific terms?

[ - ] ilovemymomtooGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

No, I don't actually care.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'd waste my time doing so! More than I already am. Look it up in a dictionary, and then tell me how exactly this site is average.

[ - ] ilovemymomtooGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm not arguing with you.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

:) Good.

[ - ] RauolGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I can tell you! The very, very first posts are actually average, everyday things.

[ - ] ilovemymomtooGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yeah, okay.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yes, look at the huge difference between those posts and now! This site is no longer average.

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 3Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

So we learn that some cardboard cut-out of Justin Bieber somewhere was kicked in by someone who goes on MLIA and can read. Allegedly. How enlightening this post was. I'm glad it was posted; the post was of the utmost necessity.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

I know, right?

[ - ] Frankendoodle279Good: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

I have a sandwich.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ooh, what kind?

[ - ] Frankendoodle279Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

http://bit.ly/9xtcwe

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

What kind?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Cat wind?

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Cat wound?

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

wound what?

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Wound is the past tense of wind. And wound means an injury. Isn't that fascinating? And wind sounds like whined which is the past tense of wind. So it's like a big chain of past tenses.

[ - ] wolfcampGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Isn't that fascinating ;) [no]

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Kool. I geuss.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

No, no, not wind. Wind. You know. Like, "fooooo".

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Wind wind? Like, the wind that blows outside?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yeah. You know, "fooo". That wind.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Ahhh. Ok, I get it now, lol.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Choke on a sea urchin, street urchin.

[ - ] SixelaOnarajebGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I don't think vandalizing property is something to be proud of.

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