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Wow getting up at five o'clock in the morning really messes with me. How do I know this, I spent like 45 seconds staring at the back of my deodorant looking for the calorie count before I put it on. MLIA.

#3090165 Comments: 100 Votes: average 47766meh 3463Share

[ - ] _YouGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 7 months ago

Comment.

[ - ] _YouGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 7 months ago

Comment.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

Yes, so I am here, and I do believe that I am alone.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

Yes, so I am here, and I do believe that I am alone.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

Yes, so I am here, and I do believe that I am alone.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

Yes, so I am here, and I do believe that I am alone.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

Yes, so I am here, and I do believe that I am alone.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

Yes, so I am here, and I do believe that I am alone.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

Yes, so I am here, and I do believe that I am alone.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

I am Patrick.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

I am Patrick.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

I am Patrick.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

I am Patrick.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

I am Patrick.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

I am Patrick.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I am Patrick.

[ - ] theADHDkidwithlonghairGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I am Patrick.

[ - ] NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

boo

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I keep waking up at 5:00 for some reason thinking it's 6:30.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

yo

[ - ] PureBloodHufflePuffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Hello?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

hey

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

There's this one deaf guy at my school who's always wearing Red Hot Chili Peppers t-shirts.

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

There's this one deaf guy at my school who's always wearing Red Hot Chili Peppers t-shirts.

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

There's this one deaf guy at my school who's always wearing Red Hot Chili Peppers t-shirts.

[ - ] hpgrrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Grammar problems.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

You missed a comma. I'm also pretty sure you didn't count the time if you were hardly awake. JUST SAYING.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

You missed a comma. I'm also pretty sure you didn't count the time if you were hardly awake. JUST SAYING.

[ - ] Literal_CatGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

http://wwww.flockdraw.com/flockdraw-tinychat.swf?room=mliacommenters&tinychat=yes

[ - ] Literal_CatGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

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[ - ] Literal_CatGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

http://flockdraw.com/flockdraw-tinychat.swf?room=mliacommenters&tinychat=yes

[ - ] Literal_CatGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

http://flockdraw.com/flockdraw-tinychat.swf?room=mliacommenters&tinychat=yes

[ - ] Literal_CatGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Come, all ye trolls. http://flockdraw.com/flockdraw-tinychat.swf?room=mliacommenters&tinychat=yes

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

Holy crapballs. Learn punctuation.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Omfg

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YAY, Mek unstuck it. ...wait why are there so many averages and mehs. THIS IS SO WEIRD.

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YAY, Mek unstuck it. ...wait why are there so many averages and mehs. THIS IS SO WEIRD.

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YAY, Mek unstuck it. ...wait why are there so many averages and mehs. THIS IS SO WEIRD.

[ - ] ChocolateChipGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

YAY, Mek unstuck it. ...wait why are there so many averages and mehs. THIS IS SO WEIRD.

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Punctuation wtf.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Um...hi.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Um...hi.

[ - ] MeaniteGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

1. Why are there so many average/meh votes? 2. Why aren't there any comments?

[ - ] MissAverage9Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I like think it's like 150 calories for every like 2 second spray...dur hur.

[ - ] MissAverage9Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I like think it's like 150 calories for every like 2 second spray...dur hur.

[ - ] RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

sexy cows on the street dancing and shizz.

[ - ] RegurgitatingCowGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

sexy cows on the street dancing and shizz.

[ - ] MissAverage9Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I like think it's like 150 calories for like 2 second sprays like dur hur

[ - ] MissAverage9Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

It like has 150 like calories for like every 2 second spray like dur hur

[ - ] MultiPurposeSpoonsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

No comments? :O

[ - ] MultiPurposeSpoonsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Never mind. My computer did a thing. It came up as no comments. Carry on and stop reading this. ....I SAID STOP READING THIS! What do you think you're doing? Okay bye.

[ - ] SethClyanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 7 months ago

Is anyone not appalled by the amount of averages this post has gotten in a few hours?

[ - ] HaffPintGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

I am very appalled. It makes me wonder.

[ - ] hetaliafangrl24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Glad to know i'm not the only one who gets up early in the morning and doesn't know what's going on for the first 3 minutes i get up!

[ - ] Skye_WalkerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

Like, totally, like yeah...

[ - ] lvs2pomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

who goes there?

[ - ] BassDropsMakeMeGizzGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 7 months ago

I bet it qouls taste like cats asses.... O.o

[ - ] skydawg101Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Colgate toothpaste. 0 grams of fat. Works for me.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 6 months ago

Totally not hacked or anything...

[ - ] abbieolsonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 5 months ago

wow

[ - ] life1993Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 5 months ago

PLEASE HELP, I'm new the website.. I posted a story, but when i go comment on it, it says "Commenting is currently disabled for this story" ..how do i fix it?! thank you

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago

The story is dead, voting's closed, it didn't get through.

[ - ] _AINGO_Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:)

[ - ] aridragisonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

wow. the comments on this thing are weirder than me

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 1 month ago

C0ck.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 1 month ago

F�uck you.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 1 month ago

o_o

[ - ] Kriz8Good: 1Bad: 011 months, 4 weeks ago

How many calories was it??

[ - ] MissNeliaDareGood: 1Bad: 011 months, 3 weeks ago

Ah! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who does that!

[ - ] arandomturtleGood: 0Bad: 111 months, 2 weeks ago

i am here you are saved

[ - ] ScreamingBananaGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 4 weeks ago

I do that too!

[ - ] Air_Heads15Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago

Soo im the only one thats been here in a week and 5 days... wow.

[ - ] Air_Heads15Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago

It's lonely.

[ - ] Air_Heads15Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago

It's lonely.

[ - ] Air_Heads15Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago

It's lonely.

[ - ] Air_Heads15Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago

It's lonely.

[ - ] Air_Heads15Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago

It's lonely.

[ - ] Air_Heads15Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 2 weeks ago

It's lonely.

[ - ] softballforeverGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago

your not alone there....

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 08 months, 1 week ago

What even

[ - ] 1DgirrlGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago

most averages of the year! good job stranger!

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