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A couple months ago, I went to my friends birthday party. For her present, I got her a HUGEEEE teddy bear, and a role of bubble wrap. Later she whispered in my ear "Your gift is my favorite!" We are in college. MLIA.
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[ - ]  LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
That would have been a better story if she had whispered something sexual.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
Does anyone else really like car keys? When I look at the cars I really want to know what the keys look like.
 
Guys, what the hell. http://tinypic.com/r/34xnzpl/5
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 03 months ago
I just tried scrolling on that. -_-
 
I hate it when I do that with screenshots.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago
Our creator has forgotten us again, nbd.
 
so do all long comment threads do that or is that one just the freak in the crowd
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago
They all do. I wonder if the change was even intentional, though.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
Welcome to MLIA, Extreme Makeover Edition.
 
well that is just fcking stupid I mean you can't even read the very last ones
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
IKR
 
if he simply must have it that way at least put a scroll bat i mean christ on a cracker
 
bar
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
ik, and i wish the google search box was still there
 
omg what the fuuck i didnt even notice that
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 3Bad: 03 months ago
Oh hey, me and my Polishness.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
And my cloudyness!
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
You should totes come talk with me and Em.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
she's scaring me D:
 
[ - ]  JackFreakingSparrowGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
ON MY WAY. I didn't even realise.
 
I'm not sure how you intended us to pronounce 'HUGEEEE,' but I'm reading it as 'hug' followed by the noise of some dying dolphin.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months ago
LEAHHH?
 
[ - ]  hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months ago
I could do without a teddy bear, but I do want to have a big role of bubble wrap. Bubble wrap is awesome.
 

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