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Today I was washing my face in my bathroom sink. With my eyes still closed I reached for my towel, bumped my elbow, dried my face and opened my eyes. I couldn't see anything. Everything was pitch black. I began screaming "I'm blind!" and crying. I accidentally hit the wall with my elbow again. The light turned back on... MLIA
#3065864 Comments: 103 Votes: average 945meh 44Share 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But... Can't you see, like the redness threw your eyelids when the lights are on? This is stupid.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
He asked if you had any?
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
3 sisters. One of which turned 22 a couple hours ago.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
He said thats cool and that he has 2 sister and 2 brothers. I one of his AH MAY ZING sisters though. just if you didn;t know.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Heh. Hug Blake for me. Go on soon okay? I'm staying on right now, but I miss you. You haven't been on in like a week!
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
He accepts your hug and he says: i'll try but ive been really busy lately and i miss you too. i'm gonna go now cuz im really tired so goodye!!! and then he said write a heart so BOOM <3
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
(: Bye Blake. <33
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is happy* :D
 
[ - ]  ImarapistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is bored*
 
[ - ]  ImarapistGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I can see with my eyes closed*genetic advantage*
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Look with your special eyes. MY BRAND.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'M BORED!
 
[ - ]  elloimkateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
wait how old are you peoples?!?
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
im 15!!!!!!!! but i act much younger.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm twelve!
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
13
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Do you remember how old blake is? I forgot haha.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
15.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But I'm turning 14 soon enough.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
rly? r u sure?
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
oh wait it was his birthday 2 days ago.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
16?!
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah he's 16 now.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Holy fuhk.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What?
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
... He old.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
wdym old?
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I mean, I'm still 13. Just nvm. (:
 
[ - ]  AerosolCumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
76.
 
[ - ]  metalgeekGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
8
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I lost weight. :D :D :D
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
YOU'RE TWELVE. Why do you even care?! I would KILL to gain some wait. I'm 13, and weigh 70 lbs!!
 
[ - ]  AerosolCumGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Whoa.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah IK!
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I weigh 68 pounds. I'm fat. :(
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
OMG. *kicks in the shin*
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*cries* What?! D:
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're not fat. Shut up.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like you, but shut up.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am fat. D: *shuts up..?* D:
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*gives carrot* you're not fat, dear. You're underweight.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Noo. I'm fat. D: I'm short and fat. :(
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
UNDERWEIGHT.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'M FAT! D:
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lucky duckies im 15 and i weigh 115
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
why? usaully when girls r on their period, they tend to eat more.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't eat.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's true. She doesn't eat. She gets mad when I put food in her stomach surgically.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*gasp* anorexic girl!!!!!!!!!!!! eat or else you will die!!! *stuffs fatening stuff in mouth* *your mouth*
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP!!!!
 
[ - ]  elloimkateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
... ok.
 
[ - ]  elloimkateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
are you all girls?
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes! >:D
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am, Ninja is, Question is, so yeah.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
no im part boy part girl part panda and part shark.
 
[ - ]  elloimkateGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
wow. uhhh, and how is that working out?
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
just fine thank you
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
She's a girl.
 
[ - ]  jacksparrowwinsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...lucky...
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So, after further examination, apparently next to Walmart, this is either guy heaven or guy hell. It depends. :p
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Why?
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Heaven, a bunch of chicks to cyber hit on. Hell, talking about weight and periods.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
oohh i guess so.... well ninja is 12 you;re 13 and im 15.... were not very hitable
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You'd be surprised... I cybered with your brother for an hour. (:
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
oh ya...... *shivers* im glad i wasn't there to watch!
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bahahaha.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So..... you guys are like.... cyber dating??
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3129848/#c_4626452
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's acting all mushygushywushy. He's usually punchywunchycrunchy. And gross, and annoying, and mean, and stupid, and a loser.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But he was romantic. (:
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Romantic shmantic. He was being gross.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I can and probably will do it again. (:
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'll be there trolling you guys though........ MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Mmmkay. I can wake him up and make out with him. I know how to kiss. I've already gotten my first kiss. ^_^
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
OMG Q'S!!! WHISPER scooter party in his ear.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Okay. Hold on.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
He punched my face and told me to stfu and go to sleep.... then i screamed in his ear and he pulled my hair.......... D: then,i slapped his butt. Then he took my hand and twisted it..... it was like a mini wrestling match and his i were closed!!!!
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Lol *strokes hand maniacally*
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
omg...BAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT IS HILARIOUS.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
whos hand? haha
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
EH. My own...!!
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
how do you stroke your own hand??? but yeah it was prety funny.... and painful...
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's fun when you're the youngest, and the sibling closest to your age is 7 years apart from you, and lives in UCSD.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
oh no! he just got up. he went iinto the bathroom... ps his shirt is off for gross points he came back. he just washed his hands. hes reading our conversation as i am typing and he laughed. he just slapped me on the back and saud good job for whatever reason. Now hes trying to make conversation with me by saying im tired..... he's weird.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
(: Blake...
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, blake... the weird one.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Tell Blake I gave him a scooter. and sour skittles. And hershey bars with almonds.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
He said yumm and that he gives you a sqeezepop watermelon flavor. he says its funny when you talk about girl stuff. ps he read your other comments
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...MAN JUST STOP PRETENDING YOUR ANOTHER PERSON BLAH BLAH SHIT.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Tell him thank you, and that even though he's wayyyy older than me, he sounds sweet, and if we actually knew each other irl, he sounds like an awesome gu.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
gu. OMG *guy!!!
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Piano plz explain to that hideous penguin what is going on.
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Too late. He's at the new post. Let's go.
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
i did and he said the same about you but with a girl in it and he FINALLY going to sleep for reals now. Well he was asleep for reals until i woke him up twice..... watevs.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is dizzy* o_o
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*spins more* heehee
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
D:
 
[ - ]  NeverEndingQuestionsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:D
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's 5:12am! O: O: O: Imma go to bed. Byeez!
 
[ - ]  BreakMyPianoIBreakYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Bye, Ninja! Sleep well!
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Newposr
 

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