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Today, I went to get an evaluation at the orthodontists. Now, it was my first time there so they were just looking at my teeth and taking pictures. When the orthodontist commented that I had big teeth, it took all my willpower not say: The better to eat you with my dear. MLIA
#3061809 Comments: 35 Votes: average 509meh 18Share 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
You don't want to threaten the person that has tools which could ruin your mouth completely.
 
[ - ]  Skye_WalkerGood: 2Bad: 04 months ago
That would be stupid, my dear.
 
[ - ]  kellcheckGood: 2Bad: 04 months ago
Why did you say "Now," there I don't understand that doesn't even sound good and wow your orthodontist is an asshoIe
 
[ - ]  LtBaconGood: 1Bad: 04 months ago
Hello beautiful.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
o_o
 
[ - ]  glitterupmyassGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
That wouldn't be your brightest endeavor, especially considering that the orthodontist has all sorts of sharp, shiny tools.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Meow meow meow meow meow.
 
[ - ]  _orgasmic_spoons_Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
That made me think of that cat food commercial...
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Cats are scary.
 
[ - ]  _orgasmic_spoons_Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Then why say meow repeatedly?
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Because I'm a kitty. :3
 
[ - ]  _orgasmic_spoons_Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
But cats are scary...?
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Indeed, they are. I'm scared of myself.
 
[ - ]  brad192837Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
KITTY!!
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
My arm says meow. :3
 
[ - ]  brad192837Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
*pets*
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
*cuts you* Don't touch me.
 
[ - ]  brad192837Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
O.O *pokes*
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Bye
 
[ - ]  brad192837Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
NO!
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Didn't miss much the last four hours, I guess.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
HELLO.
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
HI
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
DON'T YELL
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
okay
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
YAY
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Inside voice, daughter.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 2Bad: 04 months ago
o_o I should take my meds. But that would take effort.
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 1Bad: 04 months ago
Take them all in one sitting. It will cure you completely.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 04 months ago
NEVER.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 1Bad: 04 months ago
Lol i stopped taking my meds a loooooong time ago.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Riveting tale! :D This is weird because my s is gone.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 14 months ago
Guys my arm says MLIA. :o
 

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