MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

A few days ago in school, I tried to go on mlib (mylifeisbeiber) to see what it was all about. The schools computer redirected me to mlitf (mylifeistrollface). I'm excited that my schools Internet knows he's ugly, too. MLIA

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[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Because MLIB is a very legit website now.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

If you had a site, it'd be "mylifeiscuuntface".

[ - ] ieatwormsGood: 5Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yes, that is exactly the reason why the school's internet redirected you there because he is ugly. I'm tried of people calling each other "ugly." We all are human, we all have differences, grow the fuuck up.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 5Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Most people are ugly. I am perfect, I would know.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You are responsible for the water I just spit all over my desk. I expect it to be cleaned up by the morning.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I am trying not to make this into a sexual reply. So far, so good.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Now is not the time for maturity.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Good point. So, you're a spitter, eh?

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I have no reply to that.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Bad joke <3

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

tittyfucck

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Some are just ugly humans. Get over it.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm tried too. So, so tried.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Your school's computer has a mind and opinions of its own? Somehow I feel as though that might end in some weird Space Odyssey way.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 5Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

See, the word "trollface" is actually not used to call people ugly. It's an internet thing. Stay away from us.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 4Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You're why people use protection. Dumbfuuck.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You misspelled "Bieber." That could be your problem.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I didn't know Mek was into ballet.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I thought he was misspelling Arabic.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

what if you could lie down on both of your sides at once

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You mean, you can't do that?

[ - ] Fish_Are_Friends_Not_FoodGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

i bet you could if you were fat enough

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

New post.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Made you look.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Are you building a fence?

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

The last thing I need are Mexicans hopping into my yard.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

If they managed to get past the border, they're probably capable of hopping a fence anyways.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That's what I mean. I'm not building a fence because I don't want Mexicans in my yard. Old habits die hard.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I have to go to school tomorrow and I do not want to. This thought needed to be expressed.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You have the choice not to go.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I actually skipped once and I felt so guilty. It was terrible.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Don't go, I've told you this before. Get drunk or do drugs, it's a better way of life.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

The plan is to do that after school. I want to become educated, get a job that makes a lot of money, and then use said money to feed addictions.

[ - ] HairPufferGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You could always post a bomb threat in the bathroom so they'll evacuate the school.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That's also a good way to get the Muslim kid arrested.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

There are actually no Muslims in my school.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That's prejudice.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

How so?

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

You're depriving Muslims of an education at your institution.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I attend a Catholic school in a small hick town in the middle of nowhere. It's to be expected.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

^^^You have three good options^^^

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Here comes a new challenger! http://i.imgur.com/y0J6w.jpg

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm going to court instead of school tomorrow.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

why

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

My neighbors are horrible yelly childbeating people and we live next to them so we matter or something.

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Philosoraptor says: "If men think with their pen!s, then would a blowjob be mind blowing?

[ - ] HaitTreadGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I always thought that phrase meant fellatio of the mind. Exploding it is a lot less pleasant.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I read the ieatworms username and reminded me of flatworms. *prepares for pen*s fencing*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

New post.

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