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Today, I tried using a coupon to "buy one drink get one free", but when I handed it to the check-out guy he said it expired. Suddenly, my 12-year-old sister whips something out of her pocket. Looking around, she slides the paper over the counter, discreetly whispering, "Maybe this will, ah, change your mind." The guy took a look at it, then after looking around, slyly slid a small wrapped cookie over the counter, giving it to us for free. As we left the store, I asked what she gave him. Turns out she just grabbed the first thing that she could reach....which was a flyer for senior citizens violin lessons. MLIA.
#3051974 Comments: 6 Votes: average 19114meh 266Share 
[ - ]  BiteYourFriendsGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
I like is
 
[ - ]  BiteYourFriendsGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
This*
 
[ - ]  Makeadifference99Good: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Tell your sister thank you, for carrying our averageness through her generation.
 
[ - ]  hetaliafangrl24Good: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
can i have your sister? as much as i love mine (i really do) i want yours too
 
[ - ]  kikhok453Good: 1Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago
hahaha omg that made my day!
 
[ - ]  stuckinashampoobottleGood: 2Bad: 36 months, 3 weeks ago
congrats. Your sister has won the "I made that lady laugh and wake up her roommates in the middle of the night award" >.>
 

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