MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. The conversation got funny and I cracked a joke, he replied with "LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB". When I questioned him about it, he wrote "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer." Never again will I say "lol". MLIA

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[ - ] MrStrongGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

haha, nice (Y)

[ - ] TOOmuchFUNGood: 542Bad: 112 years, 6 months ago

(570): I sure am glad they found that kid in the balloon. For a minute there, I thought Michael Jackson ordered takeout from Heaven. (310): I took a field sobriety test yesterday. A crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. Then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over. (413): I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic. (941): he just tapped out the beginning of the Mario theme song on my stomach. When I asked if thats what it was, he proposed. (MDT): http://mydrunktexts.com/ - For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone elses entertainment online. ------>>> http://mydrunktexts.com/

[ - ] Xactor201Good: 1Bad: 352 years, 6 months ago

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[ - ] thenewMLIAmovementGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 6 months ago

Someone got REALLY good happy with TMF's post.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 18Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

Epic. How long did it take him to think of that? I can't use it though because i'm on floorboards and so that would make me a liar, and that's not what i'm about. Not now not ever.

[ - ] starssighGood: 17Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

I bet you're already looking up local carpet companies...

[ - ] estelle102Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 6 months ago

gold.

[ - ] TOOmuchFUNGood: 666Bad: 62 years, 6 months ago

LMAO!?!?!?! WAy to funny!!!! ------>>>> http://failfamily.com/

[ - ] DubbedCharlieBrownGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Haha wow. Awesome

[ - ] maddyy27Good: 9Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

This is great. But ... where did the random L come from, after the first 'rotf' I'd assume it meant 'rolling on the floor LAUGHING' but you didn't say that, so that'd be sneaky :]

[ - ] MonusGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Win. Pure and simple.

[ - ] LeontineGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Oh my..

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

I don't care how long it takes me, i am memorising this. *scans into brain*

[ - ] RavenclawGirlGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

xD haha (or should I say LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB?).

[ - ] kreacherxluverGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

I went to add it to urban dictionary, thankfully, it is already there. Win.

[ - ] LydjaGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Looks like I beat you to it. :)

[ - ] AntiPirateMovementGood: 15Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

nothing to complain about, no fakeness. no cliche just pure, unadulterated, win

[ - ] mwahahahaGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

This is one of the most random hilarious posts I have ever read. Win!

[ - ] SimbaQueenGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Awesome. Win

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

i'm jealous. hellof jealous.

[ - ] smartassGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

This. Is. AWESOME!

[ - ] cliffordwoods1963Good: 0Bad: 282 years, 6 months ago

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[ - ] lalalalalahGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

EPIC.

[ - ] KluKlayuGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Epic Win!!

[ - ] doramustdieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

That. Is. Amazing. I'm gonna use that on my friends and let them try to figure it out. It'll be FUN! ;P

[ - ] obizzleGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

What was the joke you cracked that was that funny?

[ - ] Murphy7887Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

bahaha. massive kudos for originality.

[ - ] lilysaurGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

ugh, all my friends are too stupid to figure it out, and then when they do, they wont get it. D:

[ - ] Murphy7887Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

ahaha. time for new friends, my dear.

[ - ] ObiwanKanobiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

my friends got it cuz theyre cool and actually read mlia

[ - ] ochoman29Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

This completely made my entire day, I now do not want to kill myself like usual!!! I LOVE YOU

[ - ] LilliahGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

...you've actually got an extra L in there ;) (Yes I checked... I'm sad like that XD) LMAOROTF ---L--- BTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB One of my favourite MLIAs ever XD Totally with you on the not saying LOL again =P

[ - ] MayzeeftwGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

You were one minute before me and said exactly what I was gonna say. :(

[ - ] AmarisIsBombGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

My friend Cori and I laughed so hard we wrote the whole thing down, you'll be seeing that all over the place V E R Y soon(:

[ - ] chilie93Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

yeah, the extra L shouldn't be there. oh well. still, LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB!!!! me and my friend copied it down!

[ - ] chrissssstyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

im going to start saying that. ;)

[ - ] JamieIsNotAverageGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Haha best ever! i used that today and everyone got confused. Sucsess

[ - ] dkbq91Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

anyone else just sit there for like 10 minutes matching every word to the corresponding letter just to make sure the story checked out?

[ - ] NCISGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

...maybe...

[ - ] miniFhLuverGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

HAHAHHAHAAHHA OMG THATS SOOOO AWESOME :D that dude must be proud!

[ - ] LosertasticGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

I really want this on a shirt.

[ - ] AIsForAmazingGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Simran, is that you? =O

[ - ] ObiwanKanobiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

LMAOROFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB

[ - ] oxoliviaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

I giggled. I then giggled again because it said 'ROOT'

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

haha me too

[ - ] Homo-NovusGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

I chuckled 'cause it said "FOOT". :]

[ - ] SnakeGriffinGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

I laughed at this just as hard the second time. Way to go Kels

[ - ] frozenberry94Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

I already added it into my phone for future use XD

[ - ] thejerzinatorGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

one i used to use was HLOLWROFWCHAWP [hysterically laughing out loud while rolling on floor while clapping hands and wetting pants] but this sounds a lot cooler. x]

[ - ] CJ090Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Kinda funny only if put SJ instead I want that iPrick dead

[ - ] taylorlautnerluverGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 6 months ago

coughcoughfakecoughcough gotta get that checked by a doctor jk. or should i say ccfccggtcbadjk. oh yeah i been there

[ - ] SarshGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago

Funny. My friend Jae used that exact phrase just this evening, word for word XD

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Peekaboo.

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