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Today I was looking on MLIA and saw a story where somebody said their name was Narnia at Starbucks and the guy said "For Narnia!" when their drink was ready. I decided that was a brilliant idea so today, when I was at McDonalds, I told the guy my name was Narnia. I anxiously awaited my food to be ready but when it was, he just came up to me and said 'here.' MLIA
#3042634 Comments: 101 Votes: average 37914meh 1237Share 
[ - ]  RANDOMninjaLOVATICGood: 15Bad: 47 months, 3 weeks ago
This story honestly made my day! I must say your life is TOTALLY average!!! Unlike the person serving you...did they not even say "enjoy your meal"?!?!
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 8Bad: 117 months, 3 weeks ago
I had to login several times to just say that this fuccking blows. I hate this new server already.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 2Bad: 127 months, 3 weeks ago
I had to login several times to just say that this fuccking blows. I hate this new server already.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 1Bad: 107 months, 3 weeks ago
I had to login several times to just say that this fuccking blows. I hate this new server already.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 1Bad: 107 months, 3 weeks ago
I had to login several times to just say that this fuccking blows. I hate this new server already.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 1Bad: 107 months, 3 weeks ago
I had to login several times to just say that this fuccking blows. I hate this new server already.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 1Bad: 97 months, 3 weeks ago
I had to login several times to just say that this fuccking blows. I hate this new server already.
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 2Bad: 27 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm under the impression that mek did this just to get rid of us
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm under the impression that mek did this just to get rid of us
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 27 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm under the impression that mek did this just to get rid of us
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm under the impression that mek did this just to get rid of us
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm under the impression that mek did this just to get rid of us
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm under the impression that mek did this just to get rid of us
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
I wouldn't put it past him. He's already sold out to the OPs.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
I wouldn't put it past him. He's already sold out to the OPs.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
I wouldn't put it past him. He's already sold out to the OPs.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
I wouldn't put it past him. He's already sold out to the OPs.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
I wouldn't put it past him. He's already sold out to the OPs.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
I wouldn't put it past him. He's already sold out to the OPs.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 5Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
New post? What is this... *pokes*
 
[ - ]  Penguin_Wobble_is_a_penguinGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Woah.
 
[ - ]  AwesomeTrollGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
:D
 
[ - ]  Duncan_IdahoGood: 2Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
My phone loads this site faster than my computer? Hmm, must be Firefox.
 
[ - ]  Duncan_IdahoGood: 0Bad: 27 months, 3 weeks ago
My phone loads this site faster than my computer? Hmm, must be Firefox.
 
[ - ]  pizzathehutGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
Nope ... guess not.
 
[ - ]  snowyowl3Good: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
Sometimes, when I'm in a restaurant that calls peoples names out, I act like I'm going to race them to their food. I enjoy confusing people.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 27 months, 3 weeks ago
My knee pops out sometimes and you can't walk, but I wants some noms but it's so far away to walk. FML D:
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 57 months, 3 weeks ago
90%
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 57 months, 3 weeks ago
90%
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
90%
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 57 months, 3 weeks ago
90%
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 67 months, 3 weeks ago
90%
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 67 months, 3 weeks ago
90%
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 67 months, 3 weeks ago
90%
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 67 months, 3 weeks ago
90%
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 87 months, 3 weeks ago
90%
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 57 months, 3 weeks ago
90%
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 67 months, 3 weeks ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3210845/
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 27 months, 3 weeks ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3210845/
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 27 months, 3 weeks ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3210845/
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 27 months, 3 weeks ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3210845/
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 27 months, 3 weeks ago
http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/3210845/
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 1Bad: 47 months, 3 weeks ago
We now return you to your regularly scheduled shitty commenting already in progress.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Why, would you do that?
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Why would you add a comma to that sentence?
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
I, was pausing.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
It was to show the critical way in which I was talking.
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
It makes you sound like a dignified douchebag.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 1Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
I don't think your view matters a whole lot.
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 1Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
Au contraire, my view means everything, because I believe that we should live in a world where people don't pause unnecessarily on the internet.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
This isn't staying on topic, but, are you against gays?
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
I am 110% for gays. More gay guys = less competition = more chicks for me. It also means that someone will be able to tell me what color looks best on me. It was red!
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
YAY. Ok, I like you a bit now.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm against the people who say 'God hates faqs'. >:(
 
[ - ]  BruinsjerseyjackoffmanGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
That is absolutely retarded. Why do you suddenly like me because of my ass-backwards reasoning for liking homosexuals? Also, I have no problems with the Westboro Baptist Church. Makes me feel good that people out there are actually that dumb. But that's what the 1st Amendment is for.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Heh.
 
[ - ]  lvs2pomGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
lmao..... i like this guy!!!
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Yo.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Glad to see the site stopped being busted.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Buns? Are you there?
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
No.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
:(
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
lololololjk. Here I am! :D
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Omg no way.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
How are you? I havn't talked to you in quite a while now.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Amazing. A little hungry, but OK.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
:D
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Romeo and Juliet. WTF. Manic depressive codependent teenagers with parental issues who commit suicide over each other. How romantic.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
:D:
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
(:)
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
I have a better idea. (::)
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Cookie. :]
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
[ (::) ] Band-aid D:
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
(::[_]::) That's a motha effin band-aid.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Oops.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_Wobble_is_a_penguinGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
it's funny because I just finished my english extra credit and we have to make a board game about Romeo and Juliet and look at this http://t.co/b5UpQOu YAY AWESOMENESS.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 2Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Aw-hu-shum
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Don't hate me, but I have to go to sleep. Goodnight.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
*restrains self* D: G'night <3
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
So, if anyone is here, wassup.
 
[ - ]  mekGood: 2Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
are people double/triple/quadruple posting comments because they get an error when they submit?
 
[ - ]  Penguin_Wobble_is_a_penguinGood: 2Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
no, because when we press submit multiple times the comment also posts multiple times.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_Wobble_is_a_penguinGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
no, because when we press submit multiple times the comment also posts multiple times.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 2Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
What wobs said, when it says "submitting" it looks like it's not going through, and we're too lazy to wait, so we press submit multiple times.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
WHY WONT IT LET ME COMMENT.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Wassup.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Wassup.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Wassup.
 
[ - ]  PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Wassup.
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
..What's with all the multiple posts. O.o
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
..What's with all the multiple posts. O.o
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
..What's with all the multiple posts. O.o
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
..What's with all the multiple posts. O.o
 
[ - ]  BrokenWriterGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Do it at Arby's. I know the one in my town calls out people's name when their order is done.
 
[ - ]  BrokenWriterGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Do it at Arby's. I know the one in my town calls out people's name when their order is done.
 
[ - ]  Skye_WalkerGood: 1Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Ahh, what quality service McDonald's provides.
 
[ - ]  lvs2pomGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
My guess is that we're back to the random commenting?
 
[ - ]  darylGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago
i know what im doing tomorrow!
 
[ - ]  ATLGood: 0Bad: 05 months, 3 weeks ago
Average story is extremely average. And awesome.
 
[ - ]  alexismarie132Good: 0Bad: 05 months, 1 week ago
This story would be more of an FML. I would never go back to that McDonalds again! :]
 
[ - ]  kmckim1434Good: 0Bad: 14 months, 2 weeks ago
thats because McDonalds sucks, all of our crappy and fat highschool cheerleaders work there, they are disgusting
 
[ - ]  sparkleunicorn7Good: 0Bad: 04 months, 1 week ago
This is why you don't eat at mcdonalds.
 
[ - ]  kevinsofttacoGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 4 weeks ago
This is balls.
 
[ - ]  SokeaiGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
......... That's pretty awesome. c:
 
[ - ]  SokeaiGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
.. I should try that. Soon.
 

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