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Today, I made a joke about blondes. There was a blonde there. No one cared. MLIA
#3 Comments: 116 Votes: average 26799meh 9296Share 
[ - ]  ActrssHollywoodGood: 18Bad: 2027 years, 10 months ago
this isnt funny but i'm the only one to comment! yay!
 
[ - ]  skeetervalentineGood: 31Bad: 597 years, 10 months ago
BAD'D!
 
[ - ]  theycallmejuliiGood: 17Bad: 137 years, 10 months ago
( :
 
[ - ]  GillyTheJonasGood: 66Bad: 167 years, 5 months ago
It's not meant to be FUNNY, it's meant to be average, which it is, i really miss the average stories.
 
[ - ]  littletwin98Good: 5Bad: 337 years, 2 months ago
yeah, well the website is better funny! its boring when its not...... way boring!
 
[ - ]  leti_xoxGood: 10Bad: 47 years, 2 months ago
Yeah, I agree but there's some stuff that people take too far. So that wouldn't be funny.
 
[ - ]  leti_xoxGood: 11Bad: 187 years, 2 months ago
Seriously if you think there's something wrong with blondes well there's seriously something wrong with you.
 
[ - ]  LittleMissNigelGood: 13Bad: 257 years, 5 months ago
You're not funny
 
[ - ]  anon1815Good: 5Bad: 337 years, 4 months ago
NOBODY BAD THIS ANYMORE, its at 69.
 
[ - ]  KazamGood: 10Bad: 187 years, 4 months ago
what about 69?
 
[ - ]  sleepingphilosopherGood: 112Bad: 157 years, 10 months ago
i find this funnier than a fake harry potter story
 
[ - ]  smileekidGood: 36Bad: 127 years, 6 months ago
AGREED.
 
[ - ]  leti_xoxGood: 4Bad: 267 years, 2 months ago
seriously there's something wrong with you. >B A D<
 
[ - ]  FuzzybuniGood: 9Bad: 17 years, 1 month ago
And there's /also/ something wrong with you!
 
[ - ]  whattheheckisMLIAGood: 55Bad: 67 years, 10 months ago
I thought this was funny, and average
 
[ - ]  CJamesGood: 18Bad: 77 years, 10 months ago
Yes!
 
[ - ]  theycallmejuliiGood: 14Bad: 47 years, 10 months ago
lol
 
[ - ]  stagedive704Good: 53Bad: 117 years, 9 months ago
I wish MLIA's were still like this.
 
[ - ]  blubbetyblubGood: 17Bad: 47 years, 6 months ago
Me too...
 
[ - ]  BRIBRI21Good: 25Bad: 97 years, 9 months ago
lol that hilarious and im a blonde
 
[ - ]  RavenAlexisGood: 30Bad: 147 years, 9 months ago
K heres what we do to make MLIA back to its average self ( sorry i wrote that in really bad grammer please i will edit it later ) first: Copy all the old stories out of mlia and write them again. second: Vote on submissions and only vote on the truly average one.
 
[ - ]  theoneandonlyninjaGood: 13Bad: 67 years, 7 months ago
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
 
[ - ]  danielslifeisaverageGood: 26Bad: 87 years, 9 months ago
I am a blond and i make blond jokes. so what?
 
[ - ]  PowerlickerGood: 8Bad: 37 years, 5 months ago
*sigh*
 
[ - ]  anon1815Good: 7Bad: 17 years, 4 months ago
Ever wondered why there are blond jokes.
 
[ - ]  wolfgirl50Good: 0Bad: 05 years, 9 months ago
because most of those blonds are bleached
 
[ - ]  KazamGood: 14Bad: 27 years, 4 months ago
The most racist person I know is black. I wish I was blonde or black so I could make blonde or black jokes. Nobody cares.
 
[ - ]  SaninnaGood: 9Bad: 27 years, 3 months ago
you're right. no one cares
 
[ - ]  thebitch_101Good: 3Bad: 37 years, 3 months ago
(high five)
 
[ - ]  leti_xoxGood: 4Bad: 97 years, 2 months ago
well.. that's okay but just as long as no blonde gets offended.
 
[ - ]  getti0891Good: 1Bad: 46 years, 11 months ago
i lyk ur attitude:)
 
[ - ]  swimgrrl394Good: 0Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
me 2 and my friends just look at me like im crazy and im like i find them funny to so shut the **#@# up lol
 
[ - ]  PhDinPepperGood: 22Bad: 47 years, 8 months ago
This is Average, not made up once in a lifetime crap
 
[ - ]  aahhGood: 9Bad: 57 years, 8 months ago
im blond...and i dont care...there pretty funny actually
 
[ - ]  JamieLynneGood: 3Bad: 677 years, 8 months ago
i dont think this is better than the newer storie. this is just lame.
 
[ - ]  LittleMissNigelGood: 19Bad: 37 years, 5 months ago
You're just lame
 
[ - ]  FlopalopGood: 2Bad: 16 years, 11 months ago
Haha. You're 0 for 45. I jus made it 46. : D
 
[ - ]  ShackletonGood: 6Bad: 17 years, 6 months ago
Haha.
 
[ - ]  alexanneGood: 7Bad: 37 years, 6 months ago
okay so today while in a group of people blonde jokes were being told and I was the only blonde there, no one cared...? hahah
 
[ - ]  CaptainRaisonGood: 4Bad: 107 years, 6 months ago
Is this the first MLIA ever posted?
 
[ - ]  InvisibleFriendGood: 7Bad: 27 years, 6 months ago
Yeh i'm confused. They're all saying they wish it were the old MLIA and yes, I remember reading this post but what happened to all the old ones? #1 says it's the first ever on this website but maybe they refreshed the website?
 
[ - ]  HorizonGood: 4Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
No, it's the third one ever posted. The first two were possibly tests, and were removed.
 
[ - ]  wellGood: 3Bad: 07 years, 6 months ago
no, they are http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1 and http://mylifeisaverage/s/2
 
[ - ]  Ec145Good: 7Bad: 17 years, 5 months ago
The most average thing I have read in an extremely long time was this.
 
[ - ]  Lmpfapo1Good: 7Bad: 07 years, 5 months ago
Lol this is so average! I wish the new posts were still like this.
 
[ - ]  emerson247Good: 9Bad: 37 years, 4 months ago
LETS MAKE MLIA AVERAGE AGAIN!!!!who is with me!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  thebitch_101Good: 6Bad: 17 years, 3 months ago
Me. MyLifeIs(Average)
 
[ - ]  U2MOFOGood: 2Bad: 17 years, 1 month ago
Me!
 
[ - ]  TheAverageTimePonyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  Eagle_Eye_Good: 3Bad: 17 years, 4 months ago
ME!!
 
[ - ]  Waldoluv1Good: 2Bad: 157 years, 4 months ago
NOT ME!!! I think there should be SOME average stuff, so go submit it, but the coolio things on this site now are way more interesting...thats just my opinion
 
[ - ]  treesareusGood: 5Bad: 17 years, 4 months ago
Coolio? >_>
 
[ - ]  TheAverageTimePonyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
:-(
 
[ - ]  TheAverageTimePonyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
And Coolio is not a word.
 
[ - ]  stairheadGood: 5Bad: 07 years, 4 months ago
GEEZ EVERYONE!!!! this is average i dont know what you all are on about!!
 
[ - ]  edGood: 2Bad: 17 years, 3 months ago
i don't think this one is that funny, but i don't like that all of the new submissions are all fake.
 
[ - ]  AverageWafflesGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 3 months ago
AVERAGe
 
[ - ]  xThaliaGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 3 months ago
So average.
 
[ - ]  mcpgiggles11Good: 1Bad: 77 years, 3 months ago
HEY!!!!!!!! thats not very nice...im a blonde and a lot of ppl care about me!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  CannonLikesCarrotsGood: 5Bad: 07 years, 2 months ago
Umm... No. The OP was saying that no one cared about telling the blonde joke in front of the blonde, not that they didn't care about the blonde.
 
[ - ]  mynameisnotlarryGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 3 months ago
I have the funniest blonde in my class!
 
[ - ]  eyebrowshaverGood: 5Bad: 07 years, 2 months ago
Something truly average. :)
 
[ - ]  leahsalleeGood: 1Bad: 17 years, 2 months ago
Blah.
 
[ - ]  ecc1010Good: 3Bad: 07 years, 2 months ago
Hi. I'm me. What's your name?
 
[ - ]  trolllyGood: 3Bad: 07 years ago
I'm you ;)
 
[ - ]  PurplepickleddinosaursGood: 0Bad: 07 years, 2 months ago
Average... but with a sense of humor; of nobody caring about blondes. I like it.
 
[ - ]  Xx_SPIDEY_xXGood: 1Bad: 07 years, 1 month ago
loved this
 
[ - ]  Chell13Good: 4Bad: 07 years, 1 month ago
Hahaha. I'm a blonde. I find this funny. I won the blonde joke contest at school;)
 
[ - ]  TheAverageTimePonyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
THEY HAVE A BLOND JOKE CONTEST?!?!?!
 
[ - ]  jesslynn666Good: 6Bad: 07 years ago
I miss the truly average posts. I guess no one really understands what it means to actually be average.
 
[ - ]  EmilyAndEliGood: 1Bad: 37 years ago
As much as i do miss that truly average posts, nobody is THAT average... But some of these people take it way too far trying to be funny
 
[ - ]  MadasaRabbit22Good: 6Bad: 27 years ago
*posts comment*
 
[ - ]  Spirit758Good: 0Bad: 106 years, 11 months ago
So stupid
 
[ - ]  LeviathenGood: 5Bad: 26 years, 11 months ago
Truly Average, Much Better Than All The Fake Shit Nowadays
 
[ - ]  CartRacerGood: 0Bad: 16 years, 10 months ago
Somehow, I find this funny.
 
[ - ]  clowchocolateGood: 0Bad: 26 years, 10 months ago
tehe!!! i love popping up in random conversations :)
 
[ - ]  sunny43Good: 0Bad: 16 years, 6 months ago
Good idea! *leaves to go to another post*
 
[ - ]  CartRacerGood: 0Bad: 56 years, 10 months ago
lol clowchocolate
 
[ - ]  MirrafishGood: 4Bad: 16 years, 10 months ago
dude I'M a blonde and I make blonde jokes. Sheesh it's not that weird
 
[ - ]  teeheehee_123Good: 1Bad: 16 years, 8 months ago
now THIS is average.
 
[ - ]  CariganGood: 0Bad: 66 years, 7 months ago
its not that funny
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 9Bad: 16 years, 7 months ago
It's not meant to be. The stories are meant to be average.
 
[ - ]  IzarkGood: 2Bad: 16 years, 6 months ago
God, I miss these.
 
[ - ]  Anna_Is_SantaGood: 0Bad: 16 years, 6 months ago
:D<3
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 16 years, 6 months ago
HOW DID YOU GET HERE? OMG. HI.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 16 years, 6 months ago
I mean...um...*is surprised to see that someone has commented on this post less than five minutes ago*
 
[ - ]  amgxitsxbeccaGood: 2Bad: 36 years, 6 months ago
Cool story, bro.
 
[ - ]  BlueEyes233Good: 2Bad: 16 years, 6 months ago
Im a blonde and i love blonde jokes. . .their hilarous!
 
[ - ]  Showchoirvixen2010Good: 2Bad: 66 years, 6 months ago
How is that average?
 
[ - ]  artsybratGood: 1Bad: 36 years, 5 months ago
im blonde and im almost always telling blonde jokes...i used to hate them...then i heard one that was really funny and fell in love with blonde jokes!
 
[ - ]  alexmenziaGood: 1Bad: 26 years, 5 months ago
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[ - ]  babsley112Good: 1Bad: 36 years, 4 months ago
I used to be a blonde and I make blonde jokes all the time. + I like the truly average ones to but every once and a while ill post a really funny 1 cuz I have no where else to put it and it makes people laugh. I'm only commenting on this 1 cuz I new no 1 would've posted 1 in a while...
 
[ - ]  jellybellybean18Good: 2Bad: 46 years, 4 months ago
This post is pointless! Well done my friend!
 
[ - ]  jellybellybean18Good: 1Bad: 26 years, 4 months ago
This Post is pointless! Well Done my friend!
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 3Bad: 16 years, 3 months ago
This is truly average.
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 2Bad: 26 years, 3 months ago
I love this post.
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 1Bad: 36 years, 3 months ago
Man. I can't multipost.
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 66 years, 3 months ago
.
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 76 years, 3 months ago
.
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 76 years, 3 months ago
.
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 76 years, 3 months ago
.
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 76 years, 3 months ago
.
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 66 years, 3 months ago
.
 
[ - ]  I_Have_Your_MumGood: 0Bad: 26 years, 3 months ago
Yay!
 
[ - ]  TurtleLuver98Good: 3Bad: 06 years ago
*eats cheezits*
 
THIS is the best thing ever.
 
[ - ]  TDLGood: 1Bad: 06 years ago
I FIND THAT THE COMMENTS ARE FUNNIER THAT THAN ACUAL POST
 
[ - ]  NZChicky_Was_BannedGood: 0Bad: 06 years ago
My gosh I wish I was actually here for this...
 
[ - ]  kimimaddybffGood: 0Bad: 06 years ago
Its amazing how much MLIA changed...
 
[ - ]  mahbouts13Good: 0Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
I love how their lives actually were average. Go them. &65
 
[ - ]  MissAverage9Good: 0Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
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[ - ]  EatVeggiesNotFriendsGood: 0Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
M
 
[ - ]  missk07Good: 0Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
average
 
[ - ]  Copy_PasteGood: 0Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
today, I took a shower.
 
[ - ]  Copy_PasteGood: 0Bad: 05 years, 11 months ago
not
 
[ - ]  TheAverageTimePonyGood: 0Bad: 03 years ago
I yelled at a blond for making a blond joke once. I am blond and it makes me VERY angry.
 

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