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Today (well actualy last week) me and my friends went out to a chinese resturant and before we opened our cookies one of my friends said "everyone read out your fortunes and add except in bed to the end" what was mine? "seven days from now will be your lucky day... except in bed" MLIA
#2987671 Comments: 9 Votes: average 240meh 19Share 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 2Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
You're doing it wrong. End your life.
 
[ - ]  ADTRLessThanThreeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Cool story, bruh. Tell it at a party.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Whore.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Hi.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
In about three hours.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Weed?
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago
No, that is for right now.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
It's cold as tits.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago
Put a sweater on.
 

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