MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 5Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Why do people keep calling them "iTouch"? It's a fuccking iPod touch.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

And you probably made Swedish up as a language because it would be too perfect a coincidence for you to know how to yodel in Swedish and then hear your teacher doing and be like, "oh, he's doing it wrong".

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Is he a veterinarian?

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

And you know that how?

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

But... you do?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I keep eating dairy even though I know it's bad for me.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 4Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That can't be dairy good.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 7Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That's not gouda enough. You need to it butter.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Cheddar some effort than none.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 3Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

True, some effort is grate.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 3Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

They can't brie too overdone, though, otherwise you might as well have bleu it.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I'm so feta-p with overdone puns.

[ - ] JesusLovesMyBakeSaleCookiesGood: 5Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

May cheeses be with you.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

lmfao

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

eh heh heh

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Legendairy quote right there.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

*Legen-dairy but same difference really.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

How American of you.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

ikr I'm so indulgent.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Obviously no one got that.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Um, actually I got it. Because American Cheese.

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

:D

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yeah, so um hi. Long time no see.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago

yeah, you're the only person in the world who is smart enough to understand things

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

:p That's not even what I said.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I blame it on the mass amounts of lactose my stomach is soon going to be failing to digest.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Then stop eating/drinking dairy!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

BUT IT'S SO DELICIOUS.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I know, right? I have about five glasses of milk per day. I'm weird like that. Anyways, don't you has lactos-in-tolerant pills or something?

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That was a Swede pun.

[ - ] FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

But I guess Mayan's not very good...

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

iTouch? Is that some kind of weird disease? Well, I hope MLIA stays off of your iTouch.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Knock knock

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Who's there?

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Daisy

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Daisy who?

[ - ] The_DocGood: 4Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Daisy me rollin, dey hatin'.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Clever.

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Is it cuz in their heart they think you too white and nerdy?

[ - ] The_DocGood: 4Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

http://bit.ly/yUso9e

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Come on in.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

CAYLA.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

What?

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Nothing.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Cayla, don't leave me. I'm sorry. Come back.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Saying "CAYLA" made me go all like whoa

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

because CAYLA

[ - ] typer2131Good: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

that's actually a cool name. is your name reall cayla 'cause you seem more like an mindlessripoff and HEY that's your name. Caylake. IT'S PRETTY THOUGH. LAYCAY. omg now you'll just be all like "ok." and then I'll be like *gone*

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

..is anybody here? O.O

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

More or less.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I don't know why, but that made me picture you as transparent.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Who's too say I'm not a ghost? I 'boo' the stories enough.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

It would make things much more interesting if you were a ghost. But, if everyone who 'boos' these stories was a ghost, I'm pretty sure we'd all be dead.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I think I have a ghost account somewhere.

[ - ] Admiral_Is_Like_Casper_But_NotGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yeah.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Really? You should use it.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh. ^disregard the above statement.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Why does everyone have so many different accounts? I just can't keep up.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I have far too many, most of which I can't remember.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I only have one. I would forget all the others if I made more.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

A lot of mine are spur of the moment type things. This is an alternate that I've apparently been using for a year now.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That's a long time. Is your original one 'Admiral_Sarcasm'?

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Indeed it is. I have an even older one, as well.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh man. What's your oldest?

[ - ] _OHHI_Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I'm here. Yay I love staying up late to do homework.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Yay I was doing the same thing. But now I'm supposed to be cleaning my room. Bleh. Anyway, hi. How are you?

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

D:

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