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Today, as I was driving home I caught a red light. I looked out my window and instantly saw a boy in a hotdog costume running down the sidewalk. Less than 5 seconds later, I see another boy chasing after him in a chicken suit. I learned when I got home that it was my best friend and his brother. MLIA
#2965147 Comments: 27 Votes: average 938meh 27Share 
[ - ]  KGfromIAGood: 3Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
*noms hotdog and chicken*
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 4Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Today, I sat through a red light. MLIA
 
[ - ]  fagbitch2006Good: 2Bad: 210 months, 1 week ago
Can't you at least try to make this story believable?
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 2Bad: 210 months, 1 week ago
How does one... catch... a red light?
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 5Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Standing on top of a large moving vehicle. When you get under the light you jump up and hope that you jump high enough to catch the red light.
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
I've read this like five times. I regret it. I suck at trying to be funny.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
I enjoyed it.
 
[ - ]  KimimaroGood: 2Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Red light is the newest Pokemon.
 
[ - ]  sas0820Good: 1Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
I laughed at it :) It's better than you think
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
I fuucking hate red lights. They exist just to piss me off.
 
[ - ]  fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 110 months, 1 week ago
facebook has crashed dammit
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
hahahahahah you care about facebook...
 
[ - ]  fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
it's the only way i can talk to my friend right now
 
[ - ]  Bumble-BeeGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
It's the only way I can communicate with certain people too. I was just being a biitch.
 
[ - ]  fagbitch2006Good: 1Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
You were just being someone on the internet.
 
[ - ]  FacebookGood: 5Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Nobody cares about Facebook. :(
 
[ - ]  fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
I slightly care.
 
[ - ]  fagbitch2006Good: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Just make my account available.
 
[ - ]  Nobody_Good: 3Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
This is true.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
If you're still having issues: LOL sucks 4 u mine is okay.
 
[ - ]  KimimaroGood: 1Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Catches wild red light.
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
Since we've lowered the minimum number of relevant comments already present before we can post unrelated shit without being annoying: I have chocolate milk. Woo!
 
[ - ]  FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
This does not, of course, mean that my comment isn't annoying by itself.
 
[ - ]  FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 010 months, 1 week ago
No on important even knows who you are.
 
[ - ]  sas0820Good: 0Bad: 410 months, 1 week ago
That's pretty funny. I chuckled while reading this. MLIG because I read this today : )
 
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[ - ]  strchildGood: 0Bad: 09 months, 2 weeks ago
THATS HILARIOUS
 

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