MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 21 year, 2 months ago

iTunes can suck my left dick.

[ - ] Tim_LtdGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

Listening to a song by Madonna and Justin Timberlake isn't something to be proud of...

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

I could read this, or I could scroll though and figure out which Iron Maiden song I wanna listen to. Hmm. Tough choice.

[ - ] musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

2 minutes to midnight? The Trooper? Aces High? Killers? Blood Brothers?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

The Trooper was the very first Maiden song I ever heard. It's what got me hooked.

[ - ] musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Same here. My dad is a big Iron Maiden fan. We cover a bunch of their songs.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Ugh Madonna! Who the fuck even listens to her anymore.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*puts away Madonna 8 Track*

[ - ] musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Nice.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

8 Track?! That's a little different. Who the fuck listens to her recent crap?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I didn't even know she still made music.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

No, she makes crap.

[ - ] musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I am pretty sure she has been on tour for 3 years now.

[ - ] ToastAnCornGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*Takes off Madonna nipple clamps*

[ - ] musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

No. Too far.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

*pulls hands out of pants*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Prety sure I just made the best pizza bread ever.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Pretty sure you just misspelled "pretty". What kind of pizza bread? Flat, or poofy?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I did, didn't I. Uh.. Wut?

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You make it from scratch and what not?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Sweet :) a fellow baker! :D

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

:D

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I started throwing spices into the dough and OMG it's even better!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I was going to try that one time. But then I diddn't know if it would effect the baking process.. What spices did you use?

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Like flat crust? or the big crust? new york, or boston?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

..Again, wut?

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Oh wait. I keep thinking pizza bread is the pizza crust. Sorry.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Oh. 'Kay..

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I should drive to your house and have some.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

DO IT. THEN WE CAN HAVE LATE NIGHT SEX. I mean, wut.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

By the time I get to your house it will be Sunday or Monday!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Not if you drive really, really fast. And keep the car running at all times.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

But it's raining and I'll fall asleep and crash my van. :(

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

Glue your eyelids shut.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

OPEN. I MEANT OPEN.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

<3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I need some sleep or something. AC<3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

AC? Wut see fark.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Sleep is good. <3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Join me? <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Okay! <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

By the time I get to your house it will be Sunday or Monday!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Reply fail!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

This is probably a sign that 2 AM is two late. LOLPUN

[ - ] musiczmylifeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Its punny.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

too*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

ohwait. HAHA. <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

:D Hahaha<3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

:D

[ - ] musiczmylifeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Anyone like Miss May I?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Don't know who that is, but I'm Miss July. :P

[ - ] musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Haha. Its a band, silly.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm Mr Universe.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm Mr Janitor. But you can call me Mr Janitor.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 2 months ago

Lets do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files.

[ - ] musiczmylifeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm out. See ya.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Bye.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You may bury me with an enemy at Mount Calvary You can stack me on a pyre and soak me down in whisky Roast me to a blackened crisp and throw me in a pile I could really give a shit - I'm going out in style - Goodnight<3

[ - ] morgdanielleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Party time?

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Excellent. Party on Garth!

[ - ] morgdanielleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Woot! :D You have plans for tonight?

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Yeah my girl planned something tonight for our 6th month together, but she wont tell me what we are doing. It's frustrating.

[ - ] morgdanielleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

That's cool. Congrats on the six months. You'll have fun. :)

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Thanks! :D

[ - ] morgdanielleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

My pleasure. :)

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

@Flower Pepper Italian seasoning and oreganos. :)

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Omnomnom.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

MMMhhhmmmmm.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm not listening to Limp Bizkit. Shut up.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Crazy Bitch- Buckcherry.

[ - ] morgdanielleGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I listened to that song yesterday in math class.

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I'm on a Pandora Playlist.

[ - ] morgdanielleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Awesome. I don't get on Pandora much, maybe like once I think. Any good?

[ - ] Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

yeah I have on my phone for my car when the radio sucks.

[ - ] morgdanielleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

The radio almost always sucks. haha. So, I bet you use it a lot.

[ - ] Riley__Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Amazing song! They perform that so well!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

I wanna get one of them fluffy teddies that are dressed up as a policeman, so I can call it Morris.

[ - ] KayMotherFuckingGeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

Fuck my job, fuck my life, fuck Friday, and fuck all of you.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

You'd like that, wouldn't you.

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

What's wrong?

[ - ] Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

What's up?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

What do you think I've been trying to do since we met?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 2 months ago

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