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Today while at work as a cashier, I was getting annoyed by people always asking questions about local news as if we cashiers were expected to always know everything about everybody. I later realized that cashiers in small stores are like innkeepers in video games, since we do tend to overhear a lot of news from customers. From now on I plan to pretend I'm assisting people in a quest whenever they ask questions. MLIA.
#2937332 Comments: 16 Votes: average 580meh 43Share 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I JUST HAD SEEEEEX, AND IT FELT SOOOO GOOD THEN I OPEN MY EYES, IT WAS ONLY JUST A DREEEEEEAM.
 
[ - ]  morgdanielleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
On a boat?
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Wet dream.
 
[ - ]  KayMotherFuckingGeeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE ROOM IN MY HEAD FOR LEARNING STUFF.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Got any room in your feet?
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I might do that too if I was in a small town on the side of a road.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Or maybe they just expect you to be social and not a bitch.
 
[ - ]  KayMotherFuckingGeeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Andy wants to fuck me.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Goddamn right I do.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Who doesn't?
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I bet she is a minx in the sac.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
I bet so too.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Oblivion... Skyrim is coming out! :D
 
[ - ]  morgdanielleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
That's beastly. XD
 
[ - ]  morgdanielleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
New post.
 
[ - ]  myoneandonlyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago
Geez, the only thing people ask me at my job is how to get to certain towns or highways from there, or what the closest liquor store is. And I never know either. Oh god, I'm like one of those useless NPCs that just takes up space and tells you to talk to a more important NPC. D8
 

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