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Today, my math teacher said that his dry erase markers smell like sweaty crayons. I'm still trying to figure out what that means. MLIA

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[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

It means they smell like sweaty crayons.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

It means AIDS.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Because it's so important. Go fuuck yourself.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I got 51 on my math final. My teacher probably gave me bonus marks because he feels sorry for me.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That's probably it.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

He treated me like I was retarded.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Burn his house and put his family in a sack and throw them in a river.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Hahahahahaha, that's pretty fuucking hilarious. You should have played on it and acted retarded and asked for blow jobs and shit.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

That is how it went from a 31 to a 51.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Oh no, in order to get the 20% raise I had to go a lot farther than blow jobs and shit.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

mine did that last year I think and I got a D yay shooting for the stars

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

At least you passed, though.

[ - ] The_Blue_GirlGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I got a 55. I'm glad I did better than someone.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Funny.

[ - ] The_Blue_GirlGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I still failed though.

[ - ] thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

HAHA I DIDN'T

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

His crayons are obese.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

YOU HELP ME D:

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Google+

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

People use that?

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Exactly my point.

[ - ] The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

STOPPIT I WANT TO KILL FACEBOOK WHY DOES NO ONE EVER BELIEVE IN ME. NOT ONE PERSON OMFG I GIVE UP TRYING.

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

I believe in you for UAS...just not for an entire social network.

[ - ] hollyflame43Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Facebook is stupid. DIE FACEBOOK.

[ - ] GreenFreakingJelloGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

the social network kinda sucked for a movie

[ - ] Ladybuggirl2001Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago

Are you truely an mlia'er

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Well done!