MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I was getting ready to submit a story here. I clicked "Submit a Story" and while the page was loading I sneezed. I looked up to see the Solve Media (the thing you type in to submit a story) said, "Bless you". Thank you random word generator. MLIA

#2921425 Comments: 40 Votes: average 295meh 14Share

[ - ] typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

So now, you have TWO stories to share with us!!

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 5Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

How do you know 'Solve Media' but not 'CAPTCHA?'

[ - ] my_life_is_loverGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago

im so exited for february vacation

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but are you excited?

[ - ] CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

gtfo right now

[ - ] aHeartFullofCinnamonGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Just shaved my legs for the first time in a couple months. I feel... lighter.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

omg

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Can somebody yell at me to work on an essay?

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

GO WORK ON YOUR ESSAY or don't because I slacked off a lot throughout highschool and I'm doing okay.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

WORK ON YOUR ESSAY. RIGHT NOW. DO IT.

[ - ] RauolGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

You dare procrastinate on MLIA commenting?! Go work on your essay, or you shall face dire consequences! *Continues not doing math homework*

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago

Yeah, that's not working. I'll continue to procrastinate on the internet.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

What's your essay about?

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

It's a random economics thing.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Oh. I was going to try and help, but I know nothing about economics.

[ - ] tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Good choice.

[ - ] LemonDropsAteSnapeGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

I hate it when I have absolutely no idea what to say that will help someone cheer up.

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

http://bit.ly/rfsbxj

[ - ] FanzellinoGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

I'm high af on clonazepam.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Five hours since the last comment. Wtf, commenters.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Oh, sweet, it's this post! I love this post!

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

bloop.

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

This is exciting.

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

YAY ALIVE

[ - ] that_pedo_in_the_bushesGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

*pounces*

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago

OHAI THERE. Are you still here? Please still be here.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

See, I told him you were here, but he has this really annoying habit of going offline without saying anything, so. I actually have no idea if he'll be here soon or what.

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Hey there Jerm. <3 It's all good 'cause you're here now. How's you?

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Ohhey there, Aby. <3 Aw, shucks. I'm okay, little bit of a headache, but that's all right. How are you? c:

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Gah, I'm a bit sick, and it's been one hell of a week. Argh, tomorrow is our final mock exam, and then I'LL BE FREE! loljk, I have shitloads of comp coursework to do and a MUN position paper to write.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Oh no! D: Are you okay? That doesn't sound fun. :c

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I'm fine, just a bit of a cold and stuff. And no, it's not even remotely fun. In other news, TARDIGRADES ARE SO COOL.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Aw, that's shitty. ..What's a Tardigrade? O.o

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Moss piglet/waterbear. Coolest animals evar! They sent them into space and called the mission TARDIS. And they're pretty much invincible.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Oh my god that's so cool! I want one. o.o

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Well...they're more of bugs than anything else. But still, they're amazing as fuuck.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago

I don't wanna get up. I don't wanna go to work.

[ - ] EskimoJamasieGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Who wants to be a mature and responsible adult? That shit is boring.

[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Wheeeeeeew.

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

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