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I meant brothel type bunny ranch.

Ew.

I kinda want to be a madame.

Just giving suggestions here. And why?

Because you'd be in charge of a bunch of hot ladies.

It's a different way to live life.

I thought that madame was the prostitute?

A colorful way to live life. I don't want to end up living it like a cliche.

The madame is the one in charge. She only takes special costumers, but mostly she takes care of the business part of things.

true.

oh. Okay. That makes more sense

Foreverest?

OK that sounds fun.

For real? Dude, you're a sucker. Okay, let's see. My mother is an alcoholic b*tch, yet my whole extended Danish family has alienated themselves from me and my dad, because they believe my mom/are scared of my aunt who is so on my mom's side it's scary. I have recurring memory relapses, I sometimes spend my days in a daze because my memory is so f*cked up from repressing most of my childhood. Though lately the memory of the salmon incident has been repeatedly floating to the top, making me cry more than just every second night.

Hm... Salmon incident. Somehow I don't want to know what that is.

My mom served us salmon gone bad one time, I didn't make it to the bathroom and threw up on my plate. She forced me to eat it. I refused, she sent me outside to sit in the garden. I didn't eat it.

Why? They have good candy.

Hell no, they don't. Go to Denmark or something.

Oh. I thought they did. Our german exchange student brought goood candy.

Psh, Germany.

I'm originally from Poland, although I live in Scotland. I'd need to get a visa or something.

No matter what, you need a visa. Just get a travelers one.

I'm part polish. I wish I spoke it.

Shit... Wrong post...

Maybe when I'm older, I really want to go there.

Good luck, Spoons. That's like one of the hardest languages. I'd exchange it for perfect English any time, though.

Well, duh. You can't experience much if you're not old enough. Travel from around age 18+.

It sounds interesting though. Im too lazy to put effort into learning a new language.

I don't want to go alone anyway. If I were to travel, I'd probably go with my dad or my brother.

Go with your brother! Or a friend. Travelling with parents can be a real... Cramp in your style. To use that new lingo of you young kids.

Eh, my dad's hardly a parent. Knowing him, he would let me do whatever I wanted and go off by himself to God knows where.

No I'll still will be a cow. Just one of the first cows in Canterlot. Glamorfied and awesome. All the ponies will be jealous. :3

They'd be like "Man, look at that udder"?

Yeah. ;D

Cha. If all else fails, overdose. Or just drink the pain away, that usually works for me.

Maybe they were lying to us the whole time and it's never going to snow again, because UK hates us. :O

That's probably it.

I know. I was in Poland for the Christmas holidays, and it snowed there for like a few hours. I go back here, and what do I hear? They've got a shit load of snow falling. So that's two countries that hate me now.

It's raining here but it's supposed to be snow and if the temperature doesn't drop it will stay rain.

It's just cloudy right now so it doesn't really matter.

Haha, I'd probably be for the third one if I didn't sit in the very front of the room in almost every class.

Kids are stupid here. They don't care if three cops are around. They'll still do something stupid.

Your lack of concern is amusing.

It's not like I live there, right? I moved, so Poland has to take care of its shit alone, now.

Awesome. Poland might fall apart without you though!

I have one but I usually notice the ones different from mine that just drive me up the wall. Like some people will pronounce "wash" as "warsh" and ugh it makes me want to headdesk.

Or "sawl."

Comperter. Or herrman. That annoys me.

Haha, that's how I feel with those damn Americans too. "Guhraaaage." PLEASE. It's "Garage"

I read that as guhraaaage. How do you say it?

I have never in my life heard Comperter.

I have. These messy hoes at my school love to say the vowel u with er. Ignorance is very common around here.

He actually doesn't say it like that. It's not that Canadian, but it's still Canadian-ish.

I'm an American. It;s my nature stereotype unfairly.

and also to accidentally push semicolon instead of apostrophe

I get it. But anyway, it's still cute, so every time he has to substitute for an absent teacher in my class, I pretend like I need help so he'll talk to me. Yeah.

Wow. I'd bet we could still surprise you.