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Today, I was playing Apples to Apples. The green card was "Average." One of my red cards was "My Life." I couldn't contain my excitement as I handed it in. MLIA.
#2867983 Comments: 44 Votes: average 1407meh 23Share 
[ - ]  GortehGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
You don't have a life, silly.
 
[ - ]  Mentally_InsaneGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago
>_> Go to hell. No wait, Go to limbo.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Did ya lose? I BET YOU DID.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
No one plays with Apples.
 
[ - ]  aingo_twin_sis_athenaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Oh, well then...
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
MLIAP.
 
[ - ]  fish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago
Your life isn't average, whore.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Where's the llama part? D:
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It's some kinda clone.
 
[ - ]  fish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Half clone.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Did your excitement ravage the countryside as a result?
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I do that all of the time.
 
[ - ]  prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Just so you know it's not cool to pretzel roll over everyone's crops.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That corn was talking about me. D:<
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Donteattheapples.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I'm so original.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I won the "average" round with my family with the card "sweat suits." Sweat suits are average. /end story from my life
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
It suits you.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Making no sense is fun.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Don't sweat it, you made sense to me. <3
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Suite. <3
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why I red this post, I have no idea.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I find mysel agreen with you.
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
WHO IS MYSEL? And how did you find him?! He's a better hider than Osama bin Laden.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
MY THUMBS ARE ALL TYPOY BECAUSE I CAN'T TRANSITION FROM TYPERING VERY WELL. *cries*
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Or Oslef? Or whatever it was.
 
[ - ]  FaitAccompliGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Orange you glad I bought it up?
 
[ - ]  Cookiemonster978Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Too bad yours isn't.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Rawr!
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW R.
 
[ - ]  Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
O_O
 
[ - ]  randomize98Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
That's sad, man
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Are you twelve?
 
[ - ]  randomize98Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
Why do you care?
 
[ - ]  BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
"I couldn't contain my excitement as I handed it in." So you jizzed your pants?
 
[ - ]  Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
All day, erryday.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
DONTEATTHEAPPLES
 
[ - ]  Alpha_CentauriGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
When my family plays that game, political jokes are the way to won.
 
[ - ]  Alpha_CentauriGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
*win
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
I lost the game.
 
[ - ]  bubblegirlie14Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
i <3 apples to apples. anyone who doesn't go to mlijb!!!!!
 
[ - ]  randomize98Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
hater......
 
[ - ]  ksudnsnuGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
<3 i was like that with my friends nick name when the card was cuddly, i won lol
 
[ - ]  BalinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago
You, good sir, are the winner of the Internet.
 

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