MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Everyone knows the quote that says; "If your parents accuse you of lying, look at them and say 'tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny..'" Well, I got in trouble for lying, so i used that . And they responded with: "Every parent says that". Being the smart ass i am , i replied with: "If every parent jumped off a bridge, would you?" I'm not in trouble anymore. mlia.

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[ - ] KimboSlicerGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

lolusaidass.

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Am I not everyone?

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

I've never heard that quote before.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 3 months ago

*dry humps*

[ - ] Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Lies, they killed you.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I can build the bridge for you to jump off of, OP.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I can build the dick that you can ride.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I've already got one, thanks.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

*tapes*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

I SAW THAT SOMEWHERE JUST RECENTLY. YOU STOLE THIS YOU FUCKER. GOD DAMMIT WHERE DID I SEE THIS? I CAN'T REMEMBER, BUT YOU DID. I THINK IT'S A FACEBOOK GROUP. YEAH, THAT'S IT, IT'S A FACEBOOK GROUP. FUCK YOU.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yes. Facebook group. Calm down. Or divert that angery energy else where.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

I just got a little excited and couldn't control myself. It happens to me a lot.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I've noticed.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

[ - ] Mentally_InsaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Go deport someone.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You have facebook?

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yar!

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

:O FO' REALS? Are you part of the mlia commenters group?

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yep! I don't do anything on it though because my real life friends don't know about you guys and I try to hide you all.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

MAKE A FAKE ACCOUNT!

[ - ] KitKat816Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Did you ever stop to think that the Facebook group could have been based off of this post? Shut. Up.

[ - ] AvatarGeniusGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

That's impossible. This was voted up today. I saw that Facebook post a couple of days ago. So, yeah.

[ - ] donteattheapplesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

When you say quote you mean facebook group, right?

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I am so incredibly bored.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Wanna fuck?

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Not with you.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Damn straight!

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*fucks*

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*loves every second of it*

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*donkey punches*

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Did you really just donkey punch me?

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Lol, I only know what that is beacuse on ALex Day on Youtube.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Shadupp you liked it!

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Damn straight, do it again!

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Damn straight you do!

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

She wants to fuck me.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Nah.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Who does?

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

NO U!11!!!!11

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'll fuck you!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

smart ass

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'll pound that ass!

[ - ] prophetGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

If I were a parent and every parent jumped off a bridge I would too. Because by that time all the bodies would be there to cushion the fall.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

I don't know that quote. Fuck you.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

*sexes*

[ - ] Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Flanders is so weird.

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Who voted yes on this? Worst MLIA ever...

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

YLIComicBookGuy?

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

WTF is that supposed to mean?

[ - ] AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You said "Worst [noun] ever," and I saw Pyro's comment above yours, and I'll just stop trying to make pop-culture references now.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Fuck you. It's my story.

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

And...?

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

And you hurt my feelings. D:

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'm sorryyyyy... -hugs- D:

[ - ] AbnormalPretzelGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're adopted.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 3 months ago

I feel fat...

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You're beautiful just the way you are. <3

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

No...

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Sorry?

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

It's too late to 'pologize... *Cries*

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Why?

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Be happy!

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

YES YOU ARE!!! EVERYONE IS!!!

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

No i'm not...

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

You are because I say you are.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

No i'm not. I'm too fat...

[ - ] NymphoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Wanna bone? It burns calories!

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

I don't get it...

[ - ] Pyro_is_a_KillJoyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

One hour of sex is equal to losing 335 calories.

[ - ] andagirlnamedTorieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Go have sex with your imaginary friend Hunter. It'll burn calories.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

No...

[ - ] Hunter__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Bitch. I'm not imaginary!

[ - ] MindlessRipOffGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I love you!

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Why?

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

MY M_N!!

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'd love to choke you out as I'm cumming inside of you.

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Ew! Why?

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

I'll just choke you out and then have my way with you then...

[ - ] Hunter__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Hawt.

[ - ] NymphoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sounds amazing!

[ - ] Hunter__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Sweetie, can you make me a fucking sammich?

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Sure!

[ - ] Hunter__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

[ - ] Mysterious_NinjaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Ummm... What exactly is a 'fucking sandwich'?

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Your mother never loved you.

[ - ] Bob_the_Fucking_BuilderGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

She did in my bed. But she told me not to tell daddy.

[ - ] TouchMeInappropriatelyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Pics or the wincest never happened.

[ - ] Sex_addictGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Yeah she loves my penis!

[ - ] FangFreak44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

New post

[ - ] harrypottermidnight111Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

Um I just saw that on Facebook so unless you also created that page, it isn't original

[ - ] dabockersGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 3 months ago

That uncapitalized "MLIA" is annoying me...

[ - ] littlefeltGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

i also saw it on facebook

[ - ] AvatarGeniusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Facebook quote... >.>

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