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Today I tried number 153 of 333 ways to be kicked out of Wal-Mart. It said to scream in pain until someone comes along and asks what's wrong then act as if nothing happened. I live where there are no wal-marts so I went to Woolworth's and tried it. As my head was in my hands and I was screaming someone came up behind me and said 'This isn't wal-mart.' Patted my shoulder and walked away. Touche. MLIA

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[ - ] agentgummyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I want to meet both you and the mysterious person and give you a cookie just for that. ( I totally understand, there's no Wal-marts where I live either, although Woolworths is gone now also)

[ - ] lokitrickstergoddessGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Same here, there are no wal-marts. There are, however, about 600 targets and meijers.

[ - ] ArabianDayMareGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Australia for the winnnnn!!!

[ - ] PaperChainPeopleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

that person was me :)

[ - ] hernameisnoelleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

was that in Australia? :) hehehe

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