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Today, my family and I were driving to Michigan. We passed a sign that read: Please do not pick up any hitch hikers. Prison nearby. MLIA
#2846103 Comments: 39 Votes: average 569meh 32Share 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
I've seen these signs as well.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
I've changed my phone number due the events that happened yesterday. :p
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Hah, okay, well I've changed the locks. :P
 
I've changed my pants.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
I'm taking the dog. lol But i got the new iphone 4s in RL its sextastic.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
That's okay, I have a puppy. And that's awesome! I want an iPhone.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
It's the best phone I ever had.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
My Blackberry's a mess and because I dropped it in water I need to constantly reboot it.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Make your hubby get you a new one!
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Yeah, right.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
I mean I'd get you one but yeahhh....
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Hahaha. <3
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
We could facechat. If you know what I mean lol :P
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 1Bad: 04 months ago
You're such a dork.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
You love me for it.
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 1Bad: 04 months ago
I do.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
I usually see these signs driving past Dome City on my way to San Diego! Pretty average.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
i don't see these signs because i am special.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
*pets* Yes you are.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 1Bad: 04 months ago
NO TOUCH
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
I forgot you don't like that... Its been awhile.
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
i don't see these signs because i am special.
 
Congratulations. You should feel special for being unoriginal!
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
i have a joke. what do you call a fight and a heart combined?
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
a fart. ahahahahaha i'm so funny right?
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 1Bad: 04 months ago
get it because fa and eart is feart
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Shhhh. Slow it down a bit, you get headaches easily.
 
[ - ]  Darth_MalakGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
Angry Sex.
 
A passionate relationship falling into ruins and the partners fighting until rage claims one and in a flash they find themselves crying, kneeling on the ground with blood on their hands, allowing the kitchen knife to fall to the floor as they weep into the gaping wound in their lover's chest and they wonder where it all fell apart?
 
... Do I win?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 1Bad: 14 months ago
Sure, you win the Most Depressing of the Year award. O.o
 
Woo! :D
 
[ - ]  Penguin_WobbleGood: 1Bad: 04 months ago
no it's supposed to be fart but that's okay you're second.
 
Dear Mr or Mrs badder. It'd be just dandy if you could reveal your identity.
 
Someone should totally talk.
 
I heard that's part of what makes socialization work or something. Weird, right?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
'Cause you know so much about socialising.. :D
 
[ - ]  Riley__Good: 0Bad: 04 months ago
What's up Pedz?
 
[ - ]  JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 04 months ago
New post.
 

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