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Today I asked my friend 'What's better, a ninja or a pirate?' and she said 'Their child'. My mind was blown. MLIA.
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[ - ]  kittyluva177Good: 7Bad: 17 months, 3 weeks ago
That child is Captain Jack Sparrow. :)
 
[ - ]  kittyluva177Good: 4Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
That child is Captain Jack Sparrow.
 
[ - ]  lvs2pomGood: 3Bad: 17 months, 2 weeks ago
Captain Jack Sparrow is sexyyyyyy!!!!!!!
 
[ - ]  kittyluva177Good: 1Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
That child is Captain Jack Sparrow.
 
[ - ]  NopeTheOtherOneGood: 2Bad: 27 months, 3 weeks ago
I also support same-sex marriage and adoption.
 
[ - ]  kittyluva177Good: 1Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
That child is Captain Jack Sparrow.
 
[ - ]  kittyluva177Good: 1Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
That child is Captain Jack Sparrow.
 
[ - ]  kittyluva177Good: 1Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
That child is Captain Jack Sparrow.
 
[ - ]  kittyluva177Good: 1Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
That child is Captain Jack Sparrow.
 
[ - ]  kmckim1434Good: 2Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
yes we get it...
 
[ - ]  GooooolumGood: 2Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
What she really meant to say was, "A pirate." Because everyone knows that pirates are more badass than ninjas.
 
[ - ]  GooooolumGood: 1Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
What she really meant to say was, "A pirate." Because everyone knows that pirates are more badass than ninjas.
 
[ - ]  GooooolumGood: 2Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
What she really meant to say was, "A pirate." Because everyone knows that pirates are more badass than ninjas.
 
[ - ]  DazzminGood: 0Bad: 07 months, 3 weeks ago
Last.
 
[ - ]  BassDropsMakeMeGizzGood: 4Bad: 37 months, 2 weeks ago
Dude we all know that Chuck Norris rapes all, agrument OWNED!
 
[ - ]  darylGood: 0Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago
AH. MAY. ZING. !!!!!
 
[ - ]  CodyakBearGood: 1Bad: 26 months, 1 week ago
No beacse the piratyness would counter act the nijaness. SO basically, there kid would be average
 
[ - ]  heinsickle31Good: 0Bad: 06 months ago
I believe the term you are looking for is "Mind borke". Its when you break something so bad, you break the words that describe it too.
 
[ - ]  NarglesRuleGood: 1Bad: 25 months, 3 weeks ago
A ninja-pirate FTW :D
 
[ - ]  mumtaz3580Good: 0Bad: 15 months, 2 weeks ago
a ninja pirate baby does not exist, ninjas and pirates are at an eternal war.
 
[ - ]  jagoricsGood: 1Bad: 25 months, 1 week ago
ninja is WWAAYY better!
 
[ - ]  NoodlesanGood: 0Bad: 25 months ago
Ninja. Always.
 
[ - ]  chanelhipsterGood: 0Bad: 14 months, 3 weeks ago
Ninjapiartebaby.. But Cleverbot told me that ninjas kill pirates.. :c
 
[ - ]  MacsOnCrackGood: 0Bad: 14 months, 2 weeks ago
There child is me (if you didn't know, I am awesome, sexy, and hot)! Suck it!
 
[ - ]  kmckim1434Good: 0Bad: 04 months, 2 weeks ago
and you are on crack?
 
[ - ]  SkittlesAreYUMMAYGood: 0Bad: 02 months, 3 weeks ago
I don't know any CrackHeads that are swesome, sexy and hot...
 
[ - ]  trekkie24Good: 0Bad: 01 month ago
Can someone explain?
 

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