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Today I was in Wal-Mart, buying a new notebook for school. I saw a random kid at the very end of the isle just kinda chillin' there, but I didn't think anything of it. As I go to pick up a notebook, the first page says "Hello, My name is Tom Riddle." I went through all the notebooks to find out that it was on every one of that kind. I walked away with my notebook, and quietly whispered towards the kid at the end of the isle "My name is Harry Potter." MLIA
#2826277 Comments: 8 Votes: average 29646meh 2019Share 
[ - ]  KoltonisAwesomeGood: 12Bad: 37 months, 3 weeks ago
You do know isle means island, right? I aisle is what you meant >:/
 
[ - ]  Skye_WalkerGood: 4Bad: 197 months, 3 weeks ago
You're so gay.
 
[ - ]  HystericSkyGood: 1Bad: 177 months, 2 weeks ago
I got so distracted by the fact that you were only buying one notebook (while I buy 100 cause I use them up so fast) that I didn't even pay attention to the rest of the story...
 
[ - ]  DBlolGood: 1Bad: 155 months, 2 weeks ago
did you have butt sex with him after? you queer
 
[ - ]  KoltonisAwesomeGood: 0Bad: 03 weeks ago
wtf?
 
[ - ]  EmmaDillemmaGood: 5Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
Awkward moment when he didn't do it :)
 
[ - ]  cmdoodGood: 1Bad: 12 months, 3 weeks ago
Aisle*
 
[ - ]  kkjoyGood: 3Bad: 12 months, 1 week ago
That might be the most epic thing ever
 

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