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Today, my very strict science teacher was being boring. Every time I was about to fall asleep, someone would shine a purple laser on my hand, keep me awake by making me wonder who it was. Thank you, mysterious laser ninja. MLIA
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The_Doc
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Science is an awesome school topic. Go to math.
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AbnormalPretzel
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
It was me. I'm actually Laser Girl.
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typer2131
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
I know what I want to be when I grow up.
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typer2131
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
pay attention to me
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thecondimentsalsa
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
WAT
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typer2131
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
a singing nomad
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MindlessRipOff
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Is anyone familiar with Richard Dawkins? If so, what are his better books?
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thecondimentsalsa
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
check goodreads.
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MindlessRipOff
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
My computer is being slow as f uck, but OK.
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typer2131
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Will you join my nomad cult?
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typer2131
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
YOURE IN MY HOGWARTS HOUSE TOO DON'T FORGET. >:|
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AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscore
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
The God Delusion.
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The_Doc
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Bored a f*ck
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typer2131
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Go make a website.
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The_Doc
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Getting old, go be Jewish.
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typer2131
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
I hate Jews.
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The_Doc
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
I hate Jew and Jewr bagels and lochs.
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CloudsInTheSky
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Maybe it was your science teacher trying to educate your lazy ass.
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The_Doc
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
IS THIS GUY SERIOUS? http://i40.tinypic.com/24lq34n.png
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AbnormalPretzel
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
At least it's not in Japanese.
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The_Doc
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Don't even get me started on that. o.o
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thecondimentsalsa
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
This semester I have to take Physics and also Chemistry and also Biology and that sucks and this is related because those are sciences.
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AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscore
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Why a ninja? Why not an assassin?
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tkellz
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Because ninjas get your story published, not assassins. Silly.
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The_Doc
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
OMFG ALWAYS FINDING WAYS TO EXPAND UAS. So proud of maself.
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kiska
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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The_Doc
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Honda CR-V commercial...
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tkellz
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
I love all of the people who're pissed that there's not gonna be a sequel.
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The_Doc
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
A sequel would ruin FBDO for me.
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tkellz
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
Exactly, which is why those people are idiots.
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3 months, 3 weeks ago
So much potential instead of getting anywhere in life by paying attention in class you won't go far at all
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