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Today, my very strict science teacher was being boring. Every time I was about to fall asleep, someone would shine a purple laser on my hand, keep me awake by making me wonder who it was. Thank you, mysterious laser ninja. MLIA
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[ - ]  The_DocGood: 3Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Science is an awesome school topic. Go to math.
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
It was me. I'm actually Laser Girl.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I know what I want to be when I grow up.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
pay attention to me
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
WAT
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
a singing nomad
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Is anyone familiar with Richard Dawkins? If so, what are his better books?
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
check goodreads.
 
[ - ]  MindlessRipOffGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
My computer is being slow as f uck, but OK.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Will you join my nomad cult?
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
YOURE IN MY HOGWARTS HOUSE TOO DON'T FORGET. >:|
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
The God Delusion.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Bored a f*ck
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Go make a website.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 2Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Getting old, go be Jewish.
 
[ - ]  typer2131Good: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
I hate Jews.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 13 months, 3 weeks ago
I hate Jew and Jewr bagels and lochs.
 
[ - ]  CloudsInTheSkyGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Maybe it was your science teacher trying to educate your lazy ass.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
IS THIS GUY SERIOUS? http://i40.tinypic.com/24lq34n.png
 
[ - ]  AbnormalPretzelGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
At least it's not in Japanese.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Don't even get me started on that. o.o
 
[ - ]  thecondimentsalsaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
This semester I have to take Physics and also Chemistry and also Biology and that sucks and this is related because those are sciences.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralSarcasmWithNoUnderscoreGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Why a ninja? Why not an assassin?
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Because ninjas get your story published, not assassins. Silly.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
OMFG ALWAYS FINDING WAYS TO EXPAND UAS. So proud of maself.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Honda CR-V commercial...
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
I love all of the people who're pissed that there's not gonna be a sequel.
 
[ - ]  The_DocGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
A sequel would ruin FBDO for me.
 
[ - ]  tkellzGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
Exactly, which is why those people are idiots.
 
[ - ]  qwerty_keyboardGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 3 weeks ago
So much potential instead of getting anywhere in life by paying attention in class you won't go far at all
 

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