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Today I was bored to I picked up my Magic 8 ball. After a few rounds of questions, I noticed that a warning label on the ball said "Not intented as a substitute for a human pregnancy test." I could not stop laughing. MLIA

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[ - ] BandGeekLoveGood: 19Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

"Magic 8 Ball, am I pregnant?" "answer is hazy" "... Good enough for me!"

[ - ] diablodeencantoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I checked my magic 8 ball, it doesn't say that. but who knows with yours, I mean, it's American. It is funny though. Does that mean it can be used as an animal pregnancy test?

[ - ] duckyrox358Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

So I'm really not pregnant? Damn you Magic 8 ball!

[ - ] ZombieKnickersGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

WOW! This is pure genius

[ - ] MeganLikesTheColorPurpleGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Wait, you mean I have to go buy a pregnancy test?! But that's so much easier, and it's 100% accurate!

[ - ] IamhumanGood: 31Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

So you don't pee on the Magic 8 ball? Oh...

[ - ] TikkiTikkiTemboGood: 16Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

"Hey Mom, why is my magic 8 ball all sticky?!"

[ - ] Username321Good: 0Bad: 122 years, 3 months ago

"Oh sorry, honey. I had to piss on it to see if I was knocked up."

[ - ] IcanhasMLIAGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

It told me I was pregnant. You must be right, because I'm a guy...

[ - ] SpeedyQuikGood: 0Bad: 72 years, 3 months ago

lolz funnay

[ - ] faerieGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

But it can be a substitute for an animal pregnancy test right?

[ - ] harrypotterfan6Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Of course...

[ - ] HannhaGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

...it isn't? *yells down the hallway* "honey? ummm, i think there's something i need to tell you..."

[ - ] harrypotterfan6Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

haha. this is my favorite way to send my saturday.

[ - ] rawringgiraffeGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I thought it meant that people peed on the ball to check at first but...nevermind.

[ - ] MyLifeIsNotAverageDotComGood: 1Bad: 72 years, 3 months ago

LOL

[ - ] howboutdatGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

i wonder if you asked it " are your pregnant?" and it responded "no dipshit, im a magic 8 ball!" i'd be scared... shitless

[ - ] vayaxconxdiosGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

"magic 8 ball, am i pregnant?" it responds, "how is that possible?"

[ - ] CornChowderSoupGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I just asked my Magic 8 Ball if I was pregnant. It said "You know it!" Do I know it though? And know what? What is the answer?!

[ - ] smdmollsGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

oh crap it's not? so that must be why i gained so much weight since last winter....

[ - ] Alexgirl89Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

But, of course, it is a substitute if you want to find out if you're pet's pregnant. XD

[ - ] Lindsayface47Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Haha. My Magic Psych Ball (magic 8 ball from the show Psych) has been wrong all of once. I asked it if my friend Joey (Joseph) would get pregnant this year. It said no. Obviously it is incorrect.

[ - ] deadonGood: 0Bad: 92 years, 3 months ago

LOLZ http://www.fmysex.com

[ - ] underwateranimalGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

haha i love this!!! OP, i have to congratulate you for this story. Not only was it hilarious, but it was actually average!! It wasn't a cliche, it wasn't some stupid trend, it was actually an original story. You didn't have to meet your soulmate and duel with foam swords (which by the way, i have never seen a foam sword) and then look for waldo to make me laugh. So thank you for bringing back the funny averageness of this site. :) Okay i'm done *logs off and searches for magic 8 ball* wait, i have a magic "Date" ball, like it's all pink and sparkly and stuff. So maybe mine is intended for a pregnancy test...

[ - ] lennyseberetGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

umm... just so you know, foam swords totally exist. like, three of my friends own one. It seems to me like people have lost any semblance of common sense if that warning is necessary...

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Obviously you've never played around at a Toys R' Us.

[ - ] brittjeansGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

NICE! I will locate mine and see if it has the same warning label :]

[ - ] ProngsiesGirlPleaseGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Not a HUMAN pregnancy test? What other pregnancy tests are there? 'Oh, Magic 8 Ball, am I pregnant with a human?' 'No' 'Then what am I pregnant with?' 'An alien.' 'Ohhh. That's why it's all green.'

[ - ] SuperCaraGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

this totally made my night

[ - ] fluffymuffinGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

now i'm scared to touch a magic 8 ball.

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