MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today was my younger brothers 10th birthday. We wanted to take him somewhere special for his birthday. So we got in the car and drove out for two hours until we came to a small house on the side of the road. We told him it was time for him to go back to his "real family". The look on his face was priceless. MLIA

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[ - ] PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaftGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Today I stabbed a whale with a pen and it exploded the end.

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 5Bad: 13 months, 2 weeks ago

Driving 2 hours to a random house and scaring someone shitless is called taking them 'somewhere special', and is a 'priceless' way to spend that person's birthday. OP, how low can you possibly sink?

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Seriously? No new comments in almost 3 hours? This is exciting.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Abyface

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Whoa, it's a person. And not just any person, it's Jerm. Hi Jerm <3. How're you?

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

..and ARANDOM! Yeah!...whoa!! ......no?...Ah fucck you guys!

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

lolol

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Random outburst of people. TYPER! HI THERE!

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Typer, my archenemy! How are you?!

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

O_O Too much punctuation. But whatever, what's up?

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

..Enough ellipses, there?

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

I don't actually know what the plural of ellipsis is, so. *shrugs*

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Chu were right, it is ellipses.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Oh, I was right, awesome.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Hi Aby! I'm okay, kinda sleepy, but good. c: Yourself? <3

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Enjoying my few hours of freedom...by spending it on the interwebz. EXAMS ENDED TODAY AND I'M PRETTY SURE I DID CRAP BUT THAT'S OKAY 'CAUSE THEY'RE OVER. I haven't slept in like a bazillion and 3 hours.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Are you still sick? You should probably sleep at some point.. Why only a few hours of freedom?

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I am still sick. A few hours 'cause I have deadlines for various things tomorrow, and I've been putting them off for studying and stuff, and now they've kind of piled up and cascaded over me. I should sleep, but I have so much workz, and it takes me forever to fall asleep.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Awm being sick is shitty. Why deadlines for tomorrow? Tomorrow's Sunday.o.e

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Yeah, tomorrow is Sunday. And yet, I have to finish two papers and send them in, as well as a MUN position paper as the country "Ecuador" and its views on nuclear arms and stuff. I have to be all anti-nukes while secretly trading arms with Iran. First, Saturday school every single fuucking week, then, deadlines on Sunday. O_O

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Well, that fuucking sucks. .-.

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Yes, it most certainly does.

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Donde Estas tTu Corazon?

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Yo estoy cuidando de �para usted.

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

I messed up. Ignore that.

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Idk if you were following a different song, or just replying, but my post is the name of a song

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I got that a little too late.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

I'm guessing that was meant to say 'where is your heart' or something similar. o.e

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

If you get rid of the extra t on Tu, it that's what it says. It's the name of a song by Shakira

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 1Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

..Shakira? Really? Ew. It translated to 'These Where Your Heart?" btw.

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Oh my bad, the name of the song is just Donde estas corazon. It means "where are you love" you cant translate spanish literally or it gets all messed up

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure every language gets messed up if you try and translate it literally. *shrugs*

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Meh. Probably, but idk other languages, sooo...

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

And I don't like the song, it's just stuck in my head ;(

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

do you guys have people on facebook who are all like "god god god god god :D"

[ - ] abysmalbananasGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

...No.

[ - ] JermHaylsJoshZacTayGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

No. O.o

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Oh. Well I only have one, but she is as annoying as if she were THREE people. o: I should just not stalk my newsfeed, but I get bored.

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Sadly, yes.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Mine's all like "mii god Iss Doinqq miracless !!." except more exaggerated, but it's baffling because she is completely serious. o_O

[ - ] WhyIsEveryNameTakenGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Mine isn't that bad. He is a youth pastor and makes a few god comments here and there. But, there is a kid at my school who is like that; he isn't on my friends list, but he appears on my newsfeed sometimes because friends commented on his status or some shit.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

OH COOL BEANS.

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

People that created the world in six days?

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

People that are religious? or people that are annoying and religious?

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

I'm building up a line of ARANDOM comments. Forever alone ARANDOM.

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Oy, ARANDOM. The secod one.

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

Yeah, they're crazy. Thor this and Odin that. Asgard this and fus ro dah that.

[ - ] scte1101Good: 0Bad: 03 months, 2 weeks ago

What a horrible thing to do to anyone. Do you have any idea the identity issues that come along with being adopted? Or even a hint that you don't belong in your "family"? Great job scarring your brother for life. Good luck with therapy bills.

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